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Date: 10/02/04 01:22 PM

5 Responses to The Man Code

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 2, 2004 at 1:23 pm
    Link: The Man Code - This is a collection of rules that every man should live by.


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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    October 2, 2004 at 2:34 pm
    48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

    60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.


    most of those aren`t the least bit funny either

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    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    October 2, 2004 at 7:34 pm
    I like number six.

    6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    October 3, 2004 at 10:09 pm
    i used to know the page which had the original list on it which included like 10 more things, such as: "It is perfectly acceptable to use a trash can for a bong."
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    October 3, 2004 at 10:11 pm
    anyway, my favs:
    37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "f*ck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
    40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year.

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