The Man Code

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

This is a collection of rules that every man should live by.
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Male 384
anyway, my favs:
37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "f*ck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
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40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year.
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Male 384
i used to know the page which had the original list on it which included like 10 more things, such as: "It is perfectly acceptable to use a trash can for a bong."
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Female 331
I like number six.

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

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Male 1,371
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

yea...

most of those aren`t the least bit funny either

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Male 10,115
Link: The Man Code [Rate Link] - This is a collection of rules that every man should live by.

:-)

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