Resignation Letter Generator

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
http://www.esquire.com/cgi-bin/humor/tools/questions.cgi?file=letter1.txt&template=resign.html

Ready to quit your job? Dash out your resignation letter in mere seconds.
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Female 790
LOL!! Thats really good, Ragdrazi. :->
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Male 490
Furthermore, seeing as how the entire staff at al-Qaeda has heard all about the train wreck I made of the War in Iraq project, even a lesser position in this industry seems unlikely--and, frankly, undeserved. I have hit rock bottom, and at this point there is no job--not even peddling coke on the Internet--that I would consider beneath me.

It goes without saying, American people, that I`ll remove you from my list of references. I won`t need those where I`m going, anyway.

Deflatedly,


George W. Bush


Poor Georgey. . .

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Male 490
You knew it was coming. . . yep. . . here it is. . .

Dear American people,

I have given a great deal of thought to my performance on the War in Iraq debacle, and I believe my only option at this point is to tender my resignation. That I couldn`t handle such a straightforward assignment after 4 years on the job is embarrassing enough, but the shame I have brought on you--nay, on our entire concern--is simply too much to bear.

Please don`t blame yourself for entrusting me with hard work; I wish only that I could devote the rest of my life to excellence in that endeavor, and I fully understand that the honors shall now pass to John Kerry.

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Female 6
heh-heh
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Male 10,115
Link: Resignation Letter Generator [Rate Link] - Ready to quit your job? Dash out your resignation letter in mere seconds.

:-)

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