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Date: 10/20/04 01:20 PM

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 20, 2004 at 1:20 pm
    Link: Resignation Letter Generator - Ready to quit your job? Dash out your resignation letter in mere seconds.


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    iamtracy Female 18-29
    6 posts
    October 20, 2004 at 4:39 pm
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    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
    490 posts
    October 20, 2004 at 5:54 pm
    You knew it was coming. . . yep. . . here it is. . .

    Dear American people,

    I have given a great deal of thought to my performance on the War in Iraq debacle, and I believe my only option at this point is to tender my resignation. That I couldn`t handle such a straightforward assignment after 4 years on the job is embarrassing enough, but the shame I have brought on you--nay, on our entire concern--is simply too much to bear.

    Please don`t blame yourself for entrusting me with hard work; I wish only that I could devote the rest of my life to excellence in that endeavor, and I fully understand that the honors shall now pass to John Kerry.

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    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
    490 posts
    October 20, 2004 at 5:54 pm
    Furthermore, seeing as how the entire staff at al-Qaeda has heard all about the train wreck I made of the War in Iraq project, even a lesser position in this industry seems unlikely--and, frankly, undeserved. I have hit rock bottom, and at this point there is no job--not even peddling coke on the Internet--that I would consider beneath me.

    It goes without saying, American people, that I`ll remove you from my list of references. I won`t need those where I`m going, anyway.


    George W. Bush

    Poor Georgey. . .

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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    October 21, 2004 at 12:36 pm
    LOL!! Thats really good, Ragdrazi. :->

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