Comprehensive Guide to Noobs

Submitted by: Vanguard 12 years ago in Funny
http://shawn64.com/mochastorage/cgtn.html

Sorry, just found this a little truthful.
There are 26 comments:
Female 230
lol thats so true. i hate noobs...especially their annoying language.
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Male 88
they forgot about 1336
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Male 477
i can write noobish!!

vtbx bnhy c frvgmn

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Female 132
LOloOlolOLoLoloLOloLolOLOl!!!
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Female 755
i guess i am a hybrid noob!!
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Male 2
Noobs suck....what does roxxers mean. It`s true that the language is an enigma and is inconceivable to comprehend, and my brain hurts thinking about it.
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Male 26
I think that was just you...
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Male 2,620
Pretty funny, but it was really annoying how the text changed once you rolled over it.
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Female 146
So true and funny.
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Female 2
Good grief. How long have been on the internet...and I knew nothing about these idiots? Funny, I`d always seen them...just didn`t know what they were called.

Really funny link.

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Male 384
yeah, you can stop begging for attention with your fake noobish now...
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Female 147
that was teh /\/\057 |-|!ll^r!05 7|-|ing *cough* I mean lol...
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Female 62
lyk OmFg tihs is liek teh best site LmAo!!!!!111~1!11`one!!~ LololOLOLOololoOLOl!!!~~~11~~!

Translation: I love it. :-D

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Male 1,031
Haha, that was great.
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Female 163
thats hilarious... I always wondered what the 1337 thing was all about.
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Male 169
By the way, I am a professional at noobish.

Or so I like to think.

I understand a lot of it. It just takes a while to figure it out.

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Male 169
My face hurts.
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Male 169
I can write in noobish!

"hn tytjjfcx 76 98"

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Female 216
OmG thUt isl ike SOoOOOOo0 tru!!!11!!one!!!eleven1!1!1111! LOLOololoLolololo11!!!

:)

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Female 89
Lol this is hilarious. You might also find this site interesting, as it further proves the point: 1337.org.uk
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Male 253
i dont wanna read
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Female 346
You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.
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Female 2,244
Haha! Hilarious...

Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

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Female 247
This is just too awesome:

"Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language."

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Male 26
Sorry, that`s though not thought*
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Male 26
Link: Comprehensive Guide to Noobs [Rate Link] - Sorry, just found this a little truthful.

In some ways this guide is pretty true to the point, thought it might go in a little too deep and seem stupid...but then again the subject is pretty unpredictable within itself

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