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Date: 10/17/04 11:10 AM

26 Responses to Comprehensive Guide to Noobs

  1. Profile photo of Vanguard
    Vanguard Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 11:10 am
    Link: Comprehensive Guide to Noobs - Sorry, just found this a little truthful.

    In some ways this guide is pretty true to the point, thought it might go in a little too deep and seem stupid...but then again the subject is pretty unpredictable within itself

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    Vanguard Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 11:11 am
    Sorry, that`s though not thought*
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    Zysthaezia Female 18-29
    247 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 12:05 pm
    This is just too awesome:

    "Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language."

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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 12:14 pm
    Haha! Hilarious...

    Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

    stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

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    dramastace Female 13-17
    346 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 12:55 pm
    You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.
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    ManWithAnAxe Male 70 & Over
    253 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 12:55 pm
    i dont wanna read
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    jr_terror Female 18-29
    89 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 1:42 pm
    Lol this is hilarious. You might also find this site interesting, as it further proves the point:
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    snl_rox Female 13-17
    216 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 2:39 pm
    OmG thUt isl ike SOoOOOOo0 tru!!!11!!one!!!eleven1!1!1111! LOLOololoLolololo11!!!


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    []D(())(()) Male 13-17
    169 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 3:12 pm
    I can write in noobish!

    "hn tytjjfcx 76 98"

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    []D(())(()) Male 13-17
    169 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 3:14 pm
    My face hurts.
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    []D(())(()) Male 13-17
    169 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 3:15 pm
    By the way, I am a professional at noobish.

    Or so I like to think.

    I understand a lot of it. It just takes a while to figure it out.

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    narfandboink Female 13-17
    163 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 3:48 pm
    thats hilarious... I always wondered what the 1337 thing was all about.
  13. Profile photo of Cheese King
    Cheese King Male 18-29
    1031 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 3:54 pm
    Haha, that was great.
  14. Profile photo of nariko
    nariko Female 13-17
    62 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 4:05 pm
    lyk OmFg tihs is liek teh best site LmAo!!!!!111~1!11`one!!~ LololOLOLOololoOLOl!!!~~~11~~!

    Translation: I love it. :-D

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    blank_space Female 13-17
    147 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 4:15 pm
    that was teh /\/\057 |-|!ll^r!05 7|-|ing *cough* I mean lol...
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    October 17, 2004 at 11:01 pm
    yeah, you can stop begging for attention with your fake noobish now...
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    vacuumslayer Female 30-39
    2 posts
    October 18, 2004 at 2:05 pm
    Good grief. How long have been on the internet...and I knew nothing about these idiots? Funny, I`d always seen them...just didn`t know what they were called.

    Really funny link.

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    Spushy Female 30-39
    146 posts
    October 18, 2004 at 5:01 pm
    So true and funny.
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    October 18, 2004 at 8:54 pm
    Pretty funny, but it was really annoying how the text changed once you rolled over it.
  20. Profile photo of Vanguard
    Vanguard Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 19, 2004 at 5:02 am
    I think that was just you...
  21. Profile photo of Jewman
    Jewman Male 13-17
    2 posts
    November 18, 2004 at 1:12 am
    Noobs suck....what does roxxers mean. It`s true that the language is an enigma and is inconceivable to comprehend, and my brain hurts thinking about it.
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 10:20 pm
    i guess i am a hybrid noob!!
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    daffydoll Female 18-29
    132 posts
    July 3, 2005 at 2:48 am
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    magicmage316 Male 70 & Over
    478 posts
    August 9, 2005 at 3:02 pm
    i can write noobish!!

    vtbx bnhy c frvgmn

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    lobbo Male 13-17
    88 posts
    March 20, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    they forgot about 1336
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    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    April 14, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    lol thats so true. i hate noobs...especially their annoying language.

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