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Date: 09/17/04 04:55 PM

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    Kathryn137 Female 13-17
    382 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 4:52 pm
    Link: Virus Humour - Humourous list of ``virus`` names

    Very computery.

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    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 5:18 pm
    Some of my favorites:

    Mom Virus - Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website.

    MTV`s "The Real World" Virus - Replaces your default Windows sounds with excruciating Gen-X whining and bitching.

    Pokemon Virus - Sucks up all your money and only renders 3rd rate animation.

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    SpaceMonky Male 18-29
    143 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 5:34 pm
    hahahaha! funny stuff.
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    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 6:14 pm
    Pornography Virus - Consumes all available hard drive space, but leaves the computer`s owner with a warm sense of contented well-being.


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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 7:10 pm
    George W. Bush virus v 2.0 - Tells you it`s going to eliminate all other viruses from your computer but that it may take a long time. Then it actually does scan your computer and eliminate viruses. It also scans for Programs of Mass Destruction (PMD), which are programs that destroy a lot of files if they are run. PMDs may be caused by a number of other viruses, such as the Saddam Hussein virus. The only problems with the George Bush virus are that it uses up a lot of your computer`s resources while it`s scanning, it never seems to find any PMDs, and it keeps switching the background color on your computer screen back and forth between yellow and orange.


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    richard_stan Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 7:46 pm
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    Tom876 Male 13-17
    405 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 8:08 pm
    Jerry Springer Virus: Pops up saying it has something to tell you that you wont like.

    :-) lol :-)

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    Kathryn137 Female 13-17
    382 posts
    September 17, 2004 at 11:03 pm
    MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.

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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    September 18, 2004 at 12:58 pm
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    MistR__Klamm Male 13-17
    16 posts
    September 18, 2004 at 6:48 pm
    wow, Im pretty smart about computers but ive never heard of any of those!


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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    September 19, 2004 at 11:03 am
    TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it`s bigger than any other file.

    Hee hee I like that one.

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    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    February 27, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    Joke Virus - poses as a harmless list of funny computer Virus names. Is quickly passed from one user to all other users via e-mail, consequently consuming all known network resources.

    ... I was expecting that the moment I clicked on this thing.

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