Virus Humour

Submitted by: Kathryn137 12 years ago Funny
http://www.virushumor.com/

Humourous list of ""virus"" names
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Female 406
Joke Virus - poses as a harmless list of funny computer Virus names. Is quickly passed from one user to all other users via e-mail, consequently consuming all known network resources.

... I was expecting that the moment I clicked on this thing.

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Female 2,035
TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it`s bigger than any other file.

Hee hee I like that one.

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Male 16
wow, Im pretty smart about computers but ive never heard of any of those!

:P

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Female 790
Clever...
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Female 382
MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.

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Male 405
Jerry Springer Virus: Pops up saying it has something to tell you that you wont like.

:-) lol :-)

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Male 14
^funny
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Male 1,371
George W. Bush virus v 2.0 - Tells you it`s going to eliminate all other viruses from your computer but that it may take a long time. Then it actually does scan your computer and eliminate viruses. It also scans for Programs of Mass Destruction (PMD), which are programs that destroy a lot of files if they are run. PMDs may be caused by a number of other viruses, such as the Saddam Hussein virus. The only problems with the George Bush virus are that it uses up a lot of your computer`s resources while it`s scanning, it never seems to find any PMDs, and it keeps switching the background color on your computer screen back and forth between yellow and orange.

nice

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Female 486
Pornography Virus - Consumes all available hard drive space, but leaves the computer`s owner with a warm sense of contented well-being.

haha!

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Male 143
hahahaha! funny stuff.
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Female 808
Some of my favorites:

Mom Virus - Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website.

MTV`s "The Real World" Virus - Replaces your default Windows sounds with excruciating Gen-X whining and bitching.

Pokemon Virus - Sucks up all your money and only renders 3rd rate animation.

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Female 382
Link: Virus Humour [Rate Link] - Humourous list of ``virus`` names

Very computery.

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