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Date: 09/05/04 08:19 AM

13 Responses to Brandon`s guide to picking up girls

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 8:17 am
    Link: Brandon`s guide to picking up girls - A funny and informative guide to picking up women

    :-)

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    seraphim Female 18-29
    29 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 9:41 am
    bwhahahaa.

    That was really cute, and his advice is actually decent!

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    MoneyPenny;) Female 13-17
    25 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 10:57 am
    I love the mallrats refernce. That was actually good advice. About the body language thing though, my irises never get really big and wide. |At least not that I am aware of.
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 4:00 pm
    moneypenny, think about how you don`t think your irises get large, and then think about allll the other bodily functions that you`re not aware of but are happening just the same. half of the time i`m not even aware that my own heart is beating unless something draws my attention to it...
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 7:06 pm
    anyway, i had a good laugh at this (i.e.: "stop whimpering and whining like a deer that`s about to be flattened like a semi-truck"). a lot of this stuff just makes sense, especially the part about treating people like sh*t.
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    lonepoet Female 18-29
    208 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 8:41 pm
    oh my gosh! it`s true! it`s all true!

    Ahhh. that was great!

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    warblossom Female 60-69
    390 posts
    September 5, 2004 at 8:58 pm
    This is so true, now if only every guy would read this.
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    ManWithAnAxe Male 70 & Over
    253 posts
    September 6, 2004 at 12:04 am
    i aslo have a wicked hard on in my pants
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    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
    490 posts
    September 6, 2004 at 12:46 am
    Hey that`s great!

    Wait. . .

    No. . .

    That`s disgusting. Your disgusting.

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    sfhrock Female 13-17
    259 posts
    September 6, 2004 at 6:39 am
    my mate stef is well in look now....cheers!
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    floydevans Female 13-17
    168 posts
    September 6, 2004 at 9:14 am
    ur mate hubert cumberdale is checkin up on u..do u like rusty spoons salad fingers? lol lucy loves donkeys! :-P

    floyd evans over n out!!

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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    September 6, 2004 at 7:22 pm
    Ha, that was funny! I shall be visiting this site more often...
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    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    September 6, 2004 at 9:48 pm
    Hmm...for some reason, I knew all of this already...and yet I still decide to do the opposite...thats why im so original!

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