Brandon`s guide to picking up girls

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
http://www.ert3.com/tbs/pick.htm

A funny and informative guide to picking up women
There are 13 comments:
Male 570
Hmm...for some reason, I knew all of this already...and yet I still decide to do the opposite...thats why im so original!
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Male 2,620
Ha, that was funny! I shall be visiting this site more often...
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Female 168
ur mate hubert cumberdale is checkin up on u..do u like rusty spoons salad fingers? lol lucy loves donkeys! :-P

floyd evans over n out!!

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Female 259
my mate stef is well in look now....cheers!
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Male 490
Hey that`s great!

Wait. . .

No. . .

That`s disgusting. Your disgusting.

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Male 253
i aslo have a wicked hard on in my pants
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Female 390
This is so true, now if only every guy would read this.
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Female 208
oh my gosh! it`s true! it`s all true!

Ahhh. that was great!

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Male 384
anyway, i had a good laugh at this (i.e.: "stop whimpering and whining like a deer that`s about to be flattened like a semi-truck"). a lot of this stuff just makes sense, especially the part about treating people like sh*t.
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Male 384
moneypenny, think about how you don`t think your irises get large, and then think about allll the other bodily functions that you`re not aware of but are happening just the same. half of the time i`m not even aware that my own heart is beating unless something draws my attention to it...
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Female 25
I love the mallrats refernce. That was actually good advice. About the body language thing though, my irises never get really big and wide. |At least not that I am aware of.
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Female 29
bwhahahaa.

That was really cute, and his advice is actually decent!

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Male 10,115
Link: Brandon`s guide to picking up girls [Rate Link] - A funny and informative guide to picking up women

:-)

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