ThisIsNotPorn.com

Submitted by: Djm984 13 years ago in Weird
http://www.thisisnotporn.com/

This site needs no description. It speaks for itself.
There are 64 comments:
Female 50
wht the fu** who did this it is mad stupid!!!
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Male 85
i don`t get it?
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Female 34
This may not be porn, but I`m still turned on.
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Female 755
Too much work gimme a button to push.
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Male 60
ahh! too hard.... i give up!
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Male 60
wait.... i have idea... it says "are you the first".... who else has strayed from a path??
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Male 60
im stuck at dont stray from the path
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Male 169
Why`d you bump this?! YOU VILE BEING!
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Female 29
here is the photo... one is just the neg. i find the darker one easier to see... oh yeah and i know this is all old and stuff but i got hooked.

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Female 29
i tried to save the photo of that tree and the top left corner is actually a seperate photo...
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Female 29
has anyone else noticed the top left corner of the "dont stray from the path" photo? it kinda looks like theres words or something there
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Male 21
Man, this site is crazy. I`m stuck on the last light, apparently so is the rest of the world.
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Male 1
I got a chance to look at the souce code of the "We face each other across a small table" page.
I noticed there was more code but, after trying to translate it, computer language charactors appered, example is a box. Ither i dont have the correct font or somthing i dont know about relates..
Anyways i found these lines in the code

Window close
nocloset
wrapped in his sheep costume
any indicaion
boarded up from inside
no bath
directly into the saucer
must\`ve slept on the floor
worm-eatten
whatever became of him?
very, old, round, set with one candle in the middle
walls and ceiling
no lights
it was the sheepman\`s room
there weas barely enough room to walk
it wasn\`t the old hotel either
piles of books
narrow and cramped
no bed

maybe rearanging them would produce some sort of poem or another riddle.

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Female 50
ugh, you people are to smart for this. i refuse to use help and i cant get past the second page on my own. i give up.
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Male 77
Ah, the TINP mystery. This is one of the best/most unique pages ever.

*SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*

http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselm...

Username: Alexander
Password: Gordian

Username: Edith
Password: Head

The next page full of lights you`re ganna have to figure out yourself.

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Male 1
For those who can`t get passed the part with the Scandinavian Imports car and the lady talking on radio. Follow the clues as someone translated those numbers into a text about the boys of Marken and so on. Go into google and type in boys of marken, and one site will talk about a little history about some dutch village. In there there will be a specific name Iljesllmeer or w/e in brackets, then you jsut copy/paste that on the end of thisisnotporn.com so it will be like, http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselm...

Enjoy
-keenblade

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Male 8
Oooh I like online puzzle game things. Anyone ever play riddleplanet?
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Male 5
Someone please help figure this out. I`m going nuts over here!
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Male 5
In the pop-up "We Face Each Other Across A Small Table" if you hold Ctrl while clicking the places a hand link is shown in the black you can spell out "Shovel that good snow" but it`s written backwards.
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Male 4
http://www.thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...
in that if anyone can figue out what the 54 means in the lower left corner let me know please
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Male 4
HeWhoRulesByTheSword

username: Alexander
password: Gordian

WhatALovelyDrapeTheyMake

username: Edith
password: Head

CuriosityKilledTheCat

username: Kipper
password: May

Master and Betrayer

username: Xerxes
password: Demaratus

Dorothy and Scarecrow

username: Yuki
password: Gotanda

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Male 4
hopefully tht will help you.. Also if you need to convert Ascii open notepad and hold alt then hit the 3 number combination then release alt. ie. ALT 356 = d. that should help you.
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Female 395
I`m not pushing it...i`m afraid...*exclaims and yells at the random person who just called me a chicken*
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Male 34
"Alpha, hotel, sierra, papa, november, (pause) wisky, romeo, sierra, foxtrot, romeo"

These are words used in place of letters during radio communications. It translates to:

AHSPN WRSFR

What that means I have no idea, but also in that link is ascii code that translates to:

On the Zuiderzee (in the title)

That old fishing sea,
The Faeiries stole,
The boys of Marken

The old name of the site of the boy`s disappearance is the name of the place you must go.

ebban olla vogala nestas hagunnan
hinase hi(c) (e)nda thu
uu(at) unbida(n) (uu)e nu

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Male 2
http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselm...


Here, but be warned it only gets harder.

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Male 11
well the dude who linked this probably know the answer...............TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 17
The words are:

Alpha, hotel, sierra, papa, november, (pause) wisky, romeo, sierra, foxtrot, romeo

Many hours spent on a marine SSB. Still no clue how to get beyond this page

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Male 2
on the 3rd page they say 10 words but I can only work out 9
It goes like this(may be wrong) - answer hunting sierra butter (missing word) whisky romeo sierra foxtrot romeo
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Female 11
if u listen on the 1st n 3rd page theres someone talking to you.. i cant catch ne of the words on the first one but the 3rd its just a bunch of random words.. but in like some military things.. wen they are talking on the radio and they have an important word, they spell it out with words.. like the first letter of each word is a letter in the word they are trying to spell.. so if they wanted to say cat they would say lik "carlos apple tree" or someing.. and i know foxtrot is the word they use for F.. and they say foxtrot in the 3rd page so maybe ur supposed to figure out what word shes trying to spell? ::shrug::

something makes me think this post makes no sence. lol

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Male 2
Can anyone get past the Scandinavian Import page?
I took a screenshot of at as I noticed something apear for half a second and it`s aload of numbers, dont know what it means......can anyone help?
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Female 3
Ya I just read this:

"If you ever feel the need to crack your head on the most intriguing riddle of the internet;..

http://www.thisisnotporn.com

See how far you can get. Take into account EVERYTHING, meaning page title, status bar text, HTML source code, literally everything. Make sure you have your sound on and popups allowed, and you better know your literature, art and history/mythology bloody well.

Oh yeah. Have some ASCII translation sheet nearby.

Get to crackin`, people. "

I don`t even know what ASCII is :-?.. think I should still give it a try !!!? I will anyways

Djm984, d`you solve it?

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Female 790
I may be bored, but Im also lazy. Dont feel like solving puzzles..lol.
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Female 299
It`s not sabotage, it`s a really trippy puzzle. Find and solve the riddle to get to the next level.
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Male 1,371
it`s dutch
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Male 1,371
babelfish turns "de jongen zal alleen sterven" into "the boy will only die"

O_o

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Male 1,371
I put the password in...

shows a truck that says "scandanavian imports"

now it says this if I click anywhere:

mon aug 9 18:58:37 EDT 2004

De jongen zal alleen sterven

what the hell does that mean?

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Female 808
That was pointless.
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Male 89
Gordian.
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Female 55
You click on the oven/washing machine to get to the next page. At the top it says Asia Awaits... I looked at the source code and I got Alexander for the user, but I don`t know the password.
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Male 1,371
it doesnt ask me for a password either...where are you putting in this password?
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Male 1,371
anyone notice the "HELP I AM DROWNING!" thing that pops up for like 0.0005 seconds?

someones drowning in the washing machine O_o

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Male 337
I got numbers... and a washing machine..... well, I guess undies and bras aren`t REALLY porn but...
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Female 790
Did I miss something here? )-|
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Female 3
the f*ck?
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Female 86
That was stupid.
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Female 661
Uh, can you say "dumb"?
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Male 77
how did cha figure out the password?
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Male 212
goblinsbethin and frolicinbrine images?
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Male 212
and it has a time alert o.O
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Male 212
in the scandinavian imports place what do i do?

it came up with these numbers at the bottom 104 101 098 098 097 110 032 111 108 108 097
032 118 111 103 097 108 097 032 110 101 115 116 097 115 032 104 097
103 117 110 110 097 110 032 013 010 104 105 110 097 115 101 032 104
105 040 099 041 032 040 101 041 110 100 097 032 116 104 117 032 013
010 117 117 040 097 116 041 032 117 110 098 105 100 097 040 110 041
032 040 117 117 041 101 032 110 117

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Male 50
No, it IS porn! it IS porn, i swear!!!
*convulsions*
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Male 89
You, and just about everyone else on the internet.
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Female 252
Um...Am I missing something here?
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Male 89
Alexander.

Password: Gordian

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Male 77
i wonder what the password and user name for the asain awates part
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Male 89
It`s not. It`s basically the exact opposite of all internet cliches.
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Male 18
I know I hate those things.
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Female 390
I`m afraid it`s going to be a sabotage.
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Female 380
That was dumb.
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Male 89
It`s not porn. It`s actually something much better.
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Male 59
Um...that was....okay.
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Female 390
I`M not clicking on it.
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Male 89
Link: ThisIsNotPorn.com [Rate Link] - This site needs no description. It speaks for itself.

See for yourself, monkeys.

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