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Date: 08/08/04 06:31 PM

64 Responses to ThisIsNotPorn.com

  1. Profile photo of Djm984
    Djm984 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 6:29 pm
    Link: ThisIsNotPorn.com - This site needs no description. It speaks for itself.

    See for yourself, monkeys.

  2. Profile photo of warblossom
    warblossom Female 60-69
    390 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 6:30 pm
    I`M not clicking on it.
  3. Profile photo of OmnicronXIII
    OmnicronXIII Male 13-17
    59 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 6:34 pm
    Um...that was....okay.
  4. Profile photo of Djm984
    Djm984 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 6:34 pm
    It`s not porn. It`s actually something much better.
  5. Profile photo of sad182
    sad182 Female 13-17
    380 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 6:35 pm
    That was dumb.
  6. Profile photo of warblossom
    warblossom Female 60-69
    390 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 6:56 pm
    I`m afraid it`s going to be a sabotage.
  7. Profile photo of jdp609
    jdp609 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:08 pm
    I know I hate those things.
  8. Profile photo of Djm984
    Djm984 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:10 pm
    It`s not. It`s basically the exact opposite of all internet cliches.
  9. Profile photo of zork18
    zork18 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:12 pm
    i wonder what the password and user name for the asain awates part
  10. Profile photo of Djm984
    Djm984 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:15 pm
    Alexander.

    Password: Gordian

  11. Profile photo of Sleepygean
    Sleepygean Female 18-29
    252 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:31 pm
    Um...Am I missing something here?
  12. Profile photo of Djm984
    Djm984 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:33 pm
    You, and just about everyone else on the internet.
  13. Profile photo of BeaumanDP
    BeaumanDP Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:41 pm
    No, it IS porn! it IS porn, i swear!!!
    *convulsions*
  14. Profile photo of raddicks
    raddicks Male 13-17
    212 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:49 pm
    in the scandinavian imports place what do i do?

    it came up with these numbers at the bottom 104 101 098 098 097 110 032 111 108 108 097
    032 118 111 103 097 108 097 032 110 101 115 116 097 115 032 104 097
    103 117 110 110 097 110 032 013 010 104 105 110 097 115 101 032 104
    105 040 099 041 032 040 101 041 110 100 097 032 116 104 117 032 013
    010 117 117 040 097 116 041 032 117 110 098 105 100 097 040 110 041
    032 040 117 117 041 101 032 110 117

  15. Profile photo of raddicks
    raddicks Male 13-17
    212 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:51 pm
    and it has a time alert o.O
  16. Profile photo of raddicks
    raddicks Male 13-17
    212 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 7:52 pm
    goblinsbethin and frolicinbrine images?
  17. Profile photo of zork18
    zork18 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 8:28 pm
    how did cha figure out the password?
  18. Profile photo of CRYN_OUT
    CRYN_OUT Female 18-29
    661 posts
    August 8, 2004 at 10:19 pm
    Uh, can you say "dumb"?
  19. Profile photo of xnoonereally
    xnoonereally Female 13-17
    86 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 4:37 am
    That was stupid.
  20. Profile photo of marylou
    marylou Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 8:15 am
    the f*ck?
  21. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 9:24 am
    Did I miss something here? )-|
  22. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 9:48 am
    I got numbers... and a washing machine..... well, I guess undies and bras aren`t REALLY porn but...
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 10:11 am
    anyone notice the "HELP I AM DROWNING!" thing that pops up for like 0.0005 seconds?

    someones drowning in the washing machine O_o

  24. Profile photo of someone?
    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 10:12 am
    it doesnt ask me for a password either...where are you putting in this password?
  25. Profile photo of Semper
    Semper Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 2:18 pm
    You click on the oven/washing machine to get to the next page. At the top it says Asia Awaits... I looked at the source code and I got Alexander for the user, but I don`t know the password.
  26. Profile photo of Djm984
    Djm984 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 2:23 pm
    Gordian.
  27. Profile photo of xXGC_ChickXx
    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 2:28 pm
    That was pointless.
  28. Profile photo of someone?
    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 4:01 pm
    I put the password in...

    shows a truck that says "scandanavian imports"

    now it says this if I click anywhere:

    mon aug 9 18:58:37 EDT 2004

    De jongen zal alleen sterven

    what the hell does that mean?

  29. Profile photo of someone?
    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 4:02 pm
    babelfish turns "de jongen zal alleen sterven" into "the boy will only die"

    O_o

  30. Profile photo of someone?
    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 4:03 pm
    it`s dutch
  31. Profile photo of pamplemousse
    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 6:08 pm
    It`s not sabotage, it`s a really trippy puzzle. Find and solve the riddle to get to the next level.
  32. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 10, 2004 at 6:45 am
    I may be bored, but Im also lazy. Dont feel like solving puzzles..lol.
  33. Profile photo of marylou
    marylou Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 10, 2004 at 8:01 am
    Ya I just read this:

    "If you ever feel the need to crack your head on the most intriguing riddle of the internet;..

    http://www.thisisnotporn.com

    See how far you can get. Take into account EVERYTHING, meaning page title, status bar text, HTML source code, literally everything. Make sure you have your sound on and popups allowed, and you better know your literature, art and history/mythology bloody well.

    Oh yeah. Have some ASCII translation sheet nearby.

    Get to crackin`, people. "

    I don`t even know what ASCII is :-?.. think I should still give it a try !!!? I will anyways

    Djm984, d`you solve it?

  34. Profile photo of b1blancer
    b1blancer Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 10, 2004 at 9:04 am
    Can anyone get past the Scandinavian Import page?
    I took a screenshot of at as I noticed something apear for half a second and it`s aload of numbers, dont know what it means......can anyone help?
  35. Profile photo of LissieRae06
    LissieRae06 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    August 10, 2004 at 10:19 am
    if u listen on the 1st n 3rd page theres someone talking to you.. i cant catch ne of the words on the first one but the 3rd its just a bunch of random words.. but in like some military things.. wen they are talking on the radio and they have an important word, they spell it out with words.. like the first letter of each word is a letter in the word they are trying to spell.. so if they wanted to say cat they would say lik "carlos apple tree" or someing.. and i know foxtrot is the word they use for F.. and they say foxtrot in the 3rd page so maybe ur supposed to figure out what word shes trying to spell? ::shrug::

    something makes me think this post makes no sence. lol

  36. Profile photo of b1blancer
    b1blancer Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 10, 2004 at 10:29 am
    on the 3rd page they say 10 words but I can only work out 9
    It goes like this(may be wrong) - answer hunting sierra butter (missing word) whisky romeo sierra foxtrot romeo
  37. Profile photo of ash0528
    ash0528 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    August 10, 2004 at 2:35 pm
    The words are:

    Alpha, hotel, sierra, papa, november, (pause) wisky, romeo, sierra, foxtrot, romeo

    Many hours spent on a marine SSB. Still no clue how to get beyond this page

  38. Profile photo of socold908
    socold908 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    August 11, 2004 at 6:52 am
    well the dude who linked this probably know the answer...............TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  39. Profile photo of hoochthedog
    hoochthedog Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 11, 2004 at 9:57 am
    http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselm...


    Here, but be warned it only gets harder.

  40. Profile photo of ChofStone
    ChofStone Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 11, 2004 at 11:29 am
    "Alpha, hotel, sierra, papa, november, (pause) wisky, romeo, sierra, foxtrot, romeo"

    These are words used in place of letters during radio communications. It translates to:

    AHSPN WRSFR

    What that means I have no idea, but also in that link is ascii code that translates to:

    On the Zuiderzee (in the title)

    That old fishing sea,
    The Faeiries stole,
    The boys of Marken

    The old name of the site of the boy`s disappearance is the name of the place you must go.

    ebban olla vogala nestas hagunnan
    hinase hi(c) (e)nda thu
    uu(at) unbida(n) (uu)e nu

  41. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    August 11, 2004 at 8:22 pm
    I`m not pushing it...i`m afraid...*exclaims and yells at the random person who just called me a chicken*
  42. Profile photo of r3d3y3z
    r3d3y3z Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 13, 2004 at 9:35 pm
    hopefully tht will help you.. Also if you need to convert Ascii open notepad and hold alt then hit the 3 number combination then release alt. ie. ALT 356 = d. that should help you.
  43. Profile photo of r3d3y3z
    r3d3y3z Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 13, 2004 at 9:57 pm
    HeWhoRulesByTheSword

    username: Alexander
    password: Gordian

    WhatALovelyDrapeTheyMake

    username: Edith
    password: Head

    CuriosityKilledTheCat

    username: Kipper
    password: May

    Master and Betrayer

    username: Xerxes
    password: Demaratus

    Dorothy and Scarecrow

    username: Yuki
    password: Gotanda

  44. Profile photo of r3d3y3z
    r3d3y3z Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 13, 2004 at 10:10 pm
    http://www.thisisnotporn.com/DM/inthedar...
    in that if anyone can figue out what the 54 means in the lower left corner let me know please
  45. Profile photo of snowbdr88
    snowbdr88 Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 14, 2004 at 2:38 am
    In the pop-up "We Face Each Other Across A Small Table" if you hold Ctrl while clicking the places a hand link is shown in the black you can spell out "Shovel that good snow" but it`s written backwards.
  46. Profile photo of snowbdr88
    snowbdr88 Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 15, 2004 at 2:08 pm
    Someone please help figure this out. I`m going nuts over here!
  47. Profile photo of mrcheez
    mrcheez Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 16, 2004 at 12:43 am
    Oooh I like online puzzle game things. Anyone ever play riddleplanet?
  48. Profile photo of alex5555
    alex5555 Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 26, 2004 at 8:08 am
    For those who can`t get passed the part with the Scandinavian Imports car and the lady talking on radio. Follow the clues as someone translated those numbers into a text about the boys of Marken and so on. Go into google and type in boys of marken, and one site will talk about a little history about some dutch village. In there there will be a specific name Iljesllmeer or w/e in brackets, then you jsut copy/paste that on the end of thisisnotporn.com so it will be like, http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselm...

    Enjoy
    -keenblade

  49. Profile photo of Intrsrting
    Intrsrting Male 70 & Over
    77 posts
    October 10, 2004 at 11:11 am
    Ah, the TINP mystery. This is one of the best/most unique pages ever.

    *SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*

    http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselm...

    Username: Alexander
    Password: Gordian

    Username: Edith
    Password: Head

    The next page full of lights you`re ganna have to figure out yourself.

  50. Profile photo of bored2dacore
    bored2dacore Female 13-17
    50 posts
    October 23, 2004 at 2:02 am
    ugh, you people are to smart for this. i refuse to use help and i cant get past the second page on my own. i give up.
  51. Profile photo of STeeLToE
    STeeLToE Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 1, 2004 at 9:26 pm
    I got a chance to look at the souce code of the "We face each other across a small table" page.
    I noticed there was more code but, after trying to translate it, computer language charactors appered, example is a box. Ither i dont have the correct font or somthing i dont know about relates..
    Anyways i found these lines in the code

    Window close
    nocloset
    wrapped in his sheep costume
    any indicaion
    boarded up from inside
    no bath
    directly into the saucer
    must\`ve slept on the floor
    worm-eatten
    whatever became of him?
    very, old, round, set with one candle in the middle
    walls and ceiling
    no lights
    it was the sheepman\`s room
    there weas barely enough room to walk
    it wasn\`t the old hotel either
    piles of books
    narrow and cramped
    no bed

    maybe rearanging them would produce some sort of poem or another riddle.

  52. Profile photo of Facedogg
    Facedogg Male 18-29
    21 posts
    December 16, 2004 at 12:22 am
    Man, this site is crazy. I`m stuck on the last light, apparently so is the rest of the world.
  53. Profile photo of jafhsdf
    jafhsdf Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 25, 2004 at 1:55 am
    has anyone else noticed the top left corner of the "dont stray from the path" photo? it kinda looks like theres words or something there
  54. Profile photo of jafhsdf
    jafhsdf Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 25, 2004 at 1:58 am
    i tried to save the photo of that tree and the top left corner is actually a seperate photo...
  55. Profile photo of jafhsdf
    jafhsdf Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 25, 2004 at 2:06 am
    here is the photo... one is just the neg. i find the darker one easier to see... oh yeah and i know this is all old and stuff but i got hooked.

  56. Profile photo of []D(())(())
    []D(())(()) Male 13-17
    169 posts
    December 25, 2004 at 6:34 am
    Why`d you bump this?! YOU VILE BEING!
  57. Profile photo of albie_123
    albie_123 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    January 30, 2005 at 10:37 pm
    im stuck at dont stray from the path
  58. Profile photo of albie_123
    albie_123 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    January 30, 2005 at 10:38 pm
    wait.... i have idea... it says "are you the first".... who else has strayed from a path??
  59. Profile photo of albie_123
    albie_123 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    January 30, 2005 at 10:39 pm
    ahh! too hard.... i give up!
  60. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    February 21, 2005 at 5:12 pm
    Too much work gimme a button to push.
  61. Profile photo of Yelena216
    Yelena216 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 21, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    This may not be porn, but I`m still turned on.
  62. Profile photo of i-aint-bored
    i-aint-bored Male 13-17
    85 posts
    December 4, 2005 at 11:04 am
    i don`t get it?
  63. Profile photo of blonde_8080
    blonde_8080 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    March 5, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    wht the fu** who did this it is mad stupid!!!

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