The Simpsons Quotes

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A collection of quotes from the show.
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Female 808
Homer: Are you saying you`re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Female 15
no spinal tap quotes?
.... aww... :-(
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Female 1,004
Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I`ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

[Santa`s Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he`s barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer`s Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you`ll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D`oh.

good times.

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Male 57
MOE: im better than dirt! well most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt. i cant compete with that stuff.
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Male 18
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Male 2,620
Ahh, those Simpsons...
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Female 259
nice!!
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Female 23
Truly one of the best quotes:

Lionel Hutz: Well, he`s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

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Male 10,115
Link: The Simpsons Quotes [Rate Link] - A collection of quotes from the show.

:-)

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