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[Santa`s Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he`s barking up the wrong Bush. Homer`s Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you`ll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D`oh.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he`s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."