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Date: 08/09/04 10:39 AM

9 Responses to The Simpsons Quotes

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 10:37 am
    Link: The Simpsons Quotes - A collection of quotes from the show.


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    starXed Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 12:08 pm
    Truly one of the best quotes:

    Lionel Hutz: Well, he`s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

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    sfhrock Female 13-17
    259 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 2:57 pm
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 7:10 pm
    Ahh, those Simpsons...
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    jdp609 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 7:31 pm
    Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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    foxyguy4u Male 13-17
    57 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 7:48 pm
    MOE: im better than dirt! well most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt. i cant compete with that stuff.
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    August 9, 2004 at 11:32 pm
    Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
    Grandpa: I`ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

    Homer: I guess you might say he`s barking up the wrong Bush.
    Homer`s Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you`ll ever say and nobody heard it.
    Homer: D`oh.

    good times.

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    Moodyjane Female 13-17
    15 posts
    August 11, 2004 at 7:41 am
    no spinal tap quotes?
    .... aww... :-(
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    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    August 11, 2004 at 9:04 am
    Homer: Are you saying you`re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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