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A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
This one actually is perfectly understandable. The death of a third person could have caused tension in the marriage or something.
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q: Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Lol! Thats my favorite.
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can`t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female? (haha giggle snicker)
The most logical (and less funny) response that a normal person might have made would be, "So he was male?", but that could be considered leading the witness.
But it`s still funny!
A: Yes. Q: How many were boys?
Q: Were there any girls?
This seems stupid, but it`s actually necessary because lawyers aren`t allowed to lead the witness.
But most of them were just plain stupid:-P.
A: We both do.
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
ow, my brains....
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.