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Date: 08/20/04 11:00 AM

23 Responses to Courtroom Bloopers

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 10:57 am
    Link: Courtroom Bloopers - Some of the stupidest things ever said in court


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    slappy Male 18-29
    129 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 11:14 am
    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

    Q: And why did that upset you?

    A: My name is Susan.

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    ManWithAnAxe Male 70 & Over
    253 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 11:34 am
    i like this one

    Q: What is your date of birth?

    A: July 15th.

    Q: What year?

    A: Every year.

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    sfhrock Female 13-17
    259 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 11:58 am
    i fink all those r funny......altho da last 1 isnt da best...
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 12:21 pm
    Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

    A: We both do.

    Q: Voodoo?

    A: We do.

    Q: You do?

    A: Yes, voodoo.

    ow, my brains....

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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 12:55 pm
    Q: She had three children, right?

    A: Yes. Q: How many were boys?

    A: None.

    Q: Were there any girls?

    This seems stupid, but it`s actually necessary because lawyers aren`t allowed to lead the witness.

    But most of them were just plain stupid:-P.

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    Lady Female 13-17
    339 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 1:14 pm
    that was funny in a sad way.
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    dramastace Female 13-17
    346 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 2:11 pm
    ^ I understand that the lawyers aren`t allowed to just "assume" things, so some of the things they say are necessary, but it`s still funny what they have to say to avoid leading the witness. Example:

    Q: Can you describe the individual?

    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    Q: Was this a male, or a female? (haha giggle snicker)

    The most logical (and less funny) response that a normal person might have made would be, "So he was male?", but that could be considered leading the witness.

    But it`s still funny!

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    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 2:51 pm
    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can`t remember which.

    Q: How long has he lived with you?

    A: Forty-five years.


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    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 4:29 pm
    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


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    becca_luv Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 4:46 pm
    lol, those were so funny!
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 5:08 pm
    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    Lol! Thats my favorite.

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    PrincessXTC Female 18-29
    255 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 5:18 pm
    I guess I`ll pick my favorite too:

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?

    A: No.

    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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    wildhunt Female 18-29
    493 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 9:36 pm
    Q: Now doctor, isn`t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn`t know about it until the next morning?

    A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


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    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    August 20, 2004 at 10:40 pm
    The voodoo one was the most hilarious, mostly because it is so funny and something I wouldn`t expect to happen in real life.
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 21, 2004 at 12:50 am
    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

    A: By death.

    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

    This one actually is perfectly understandable. The death of a third person could have caused tension in the marriage or something.

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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    August 21, 2004 at 2:57 am
    my favorite is the one that princessXTC wrote out
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    RetroNess Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 21, 2004 at 7:23 am
    That was funny, I liked the last one.
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    ACR91276 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    August 21, 2004 at 7:53 pm
    goody good stuff
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    Sleepygean Female 18-29
    252 posts
    August 21, 2004 at 8:08 pm
    and these are REAL? Interesting!
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    guessmysex Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 22, 2004 at 12:14 pm
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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    August 23, 2004 at 10:29 am
    Heehee. Funny stuff!
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    evilloner14 Female 13-17
    464 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 6:47 pm

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