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Here`s one for the girls:This woman gives birth to a baby, and shortly afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing`s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite ... what`s that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the ... er...features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis ... AND a brain?"
We all know that I was kidding. Sorta.