Futurama Quotes

Submitted by: Cheese King 12 years ago Entertainment
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149460/quotes

Funny quotes from the animated show.
There are 17 comments:
Female 251
Dr. Zoidberg: [voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine`s Day. What? It was? Hooray.

[Bender has stumbled upon God while drifting through space]
Bender: I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.


those r my 2 favorites! & i saw those episodes! :-D

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Male 26
o rly?
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Male 954
wow last post for this yah!
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Male 74
Futrama rokcs it`s so funny Dr Zoidberg is the best
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Female 34
Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

[Gunther the Monkey runs away]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn`t I break his legs?

I love these quotes! :-D

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Female 153
retard
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Male 152
I love this show
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Female 55
Oh, okay! Thanks!
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Female 121
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Female 55
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Male 1,031
That`s classic Fry.
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Female 1,004
lol some of these are great....

Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten.
[ship takes off]
Fry: Nine.
[ship reaches the moon]
Leela: Okay, we`re here.
Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff.

Bender: Let`s face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that`s funny.

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Female 81
*heart explodes with joy*

I`ve been following Futurama since day one. This is great. :-D

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Female 666
very funny I have recently become a fan of the show thanks to adult swim on cartoon network.
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Female 121
This is a good site. I love futurama :-)
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Male 1,031
I like:
Neutral Vice President: Your Neutralness, it`s a beige alert.
Neutral President: If I don`t survive, tell my wife "Hello."
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Male 1,031
Link: Futurama Quotes [Rate Link] - Funny quotes from the animated show.

This was just too funny to keep to myself.

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