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Date: 07/16/04 11:04 AM

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2004 at 11:02 am
    Link: Brain Farts - The stupidist celebrity quotes ever.

    :-)

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    dheart Male 30-39
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    July 16, 2004 at 11:17 am
    BWAHAHAHA! The Al Gore`s and Brooke Shields had me rolling.
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    porpoise Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2004 at 11:35 am
    Some of these were hilarious!
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    CRYN_OUT Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2004 at 11:40 am
    People can be sooo stupid!
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    JJM2004 Female 13-17
    92 posts
    July 16, 2004 at 12:25 pm
    And people look up to people on TV because??????????
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    scifigirl Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 16, 2004 at 3:09 pm
    Hm... I`m pretty sure I saw that the Mariah Carey one didn`t happen. But the rest are great!
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    smacaskill Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2004 at 5:36 pm
    Some of those were made up The Onion.
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2004 at 7:41 pm
    Must be old-- No Jessica Simpson quotes. Or maybe just because we`ve heard `em all.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    July 17, 2004 at 1:11 pm
    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

    Ha Ha Ha! thats so funny!

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    MixedEmotion Female 18-29
    64 posts
    July 17, 2004 at 7:47 pm
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    July 18, 2004 at 1:20 am
    a lot of these sound like variations of dan quayle quotes.
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    The Chad Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2004 at 1:34 am
    Funny that most of these idiots are politicians. Not surprised about the dumb celebrity quotes.
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    Morguebabe Female 18-29
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    July 18, 2004 at 1:55 am
    I like the one from washington DC
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    workin4jesus Male 13-17
    132 posts
    July 18, 2004 at 5:07 pm
    and to think these idiots r who represent good acting or strong politics pfff turds
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    foxyguy4u Male 13-17
    57 posts
    July 18, 2004 at 5:32 pm
    i was laughing my ass off at the bill clinton one.
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    heather327 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 18, 2004 at 6:33 pm
    man, dan quayle really was a total dumbass wasn`t he?
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    hckyguy14 Male 18-29
    356 posts
    July 18, 2004 at 7:34 pm
    haha, that`s some funny stuff
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    molls9486 Female 18-29
    392 posts
    July 18, 2004 at 11:49 pm
    I knew that Mariah Carey one couldn`t be true. These were funny.........but I bet most of tehm aren`t true.

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