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Date: 05/04/04 10:43 PM

19 Responses to Student Essays

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 4, 2004 at 10:43 pm
    Link: Student Essays - Some humorous student essays.

    :-)

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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 3:22 am
    oh god its hilarious...especially the walt whitman one. bahaha!
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    roteg Female 18-29
    19 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 3:55 am
    :-D These were great! Made me laugh really hard..
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    Lady Female 13-17
    339 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 5:24 am
    those dudes are crazy...
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    Sal1981 Male 18-29
    309 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 5:45 am
    Walt Whitman is God! :-O
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    EmpressSun Female 13-17
    18 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 5:58 am
    No, Jeremy Lavine is. Honestly, how old is that guy who wrote those first two? If you tell me he`s in Middle School, I`m going to cry. But the last essay...you can tell that that kid`s pretty damn smart. He just needs to, uh, apply himself or something.
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    PrincessXTC Female 18-29
    255 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 7:17 am
    Those essays are so fake. I sincerely doubt either of them are authentic. Just seems like a ploy to get people to laugh
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    LilCookie Female 18-29
    515 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 10:12 am
    AHAHAHA, I`m almost crying now, I`m laughing so hard!!!
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    Guerrilla Male 18-29
    178 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 10:16 am
    "Jeremy, what the heck is this? This is only one step beyond rambling and babbling. Can you get it together."

    LOL

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    nightgoddess Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 10:26 am
    Oh God, that Jeremy kid. What was it with him and trees?
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    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 2:33 pm
    I DID cry from laughing.

    I want to marry Jeremy. I love his rambling pseudodramatic humour. :-P

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    ecclesall Female 13-17
    33 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 3:11 pm
    haa i would love 2 hand in something like that to my teachers...mite try one day. loved the last one
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    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    May 5, 2004 at 4:39 pm
    Hahaha. This is great.

    "El nin(~)o is spanish. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous."

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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    May 6, 2004 at 7:14 pm
    Yeah, it wuz funny, but not THAT funny. Real or not tho, this person better not try a career in English...
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    hillel_kitty Female 18-29
    14 posts
    May 6, 2004 at 10:19 pm
    OMFG!!!! Jeremy, please write more!!! You`re my idol!
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    TMLkicks89 Female 13-17
    336 posts
    May 7, 2004 at 1:35 pm
    His whole idea of trees and lightning made me fall out of my chair laughing. THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!
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    cristi lo Female 13-17
    84 posts
    May 7, 2004 at 2:31 pm
    Trees are tall.
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    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    May 11, 2004 at 7:44 pm
    hahahahahahahaa omg the teacher comments were the showstealer. i really hope this guy actually turned these in. thats great
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    sad182 Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 15, 2004 at 10:13 pm
    hahahaaa funny

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