Random Fortune Cookie Generator

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Weird
http://www.jimmyco.net/cookie.html

What is your Fortune?
There are 33 comments:
Female 854
you will get ball cancer.
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Female 390
Go with mauve, it brings out your eyes.
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Female 2,244
You, and only you, can pervent forest fires, in bed.

Lucky numbers: 07-12-28-19-31-44

I don`t like those numbers! Just 7 and 44.

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Female 70
You will vomit all over yourself next time you drive a car.
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Male 26
You will become a ninja.

wicked!!!

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Female 336
Both the meat and the junk mail
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Female 336
"You find spam in your mailbox, and spam in you belly."
I hate Spam...
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Female 96
If at all possible, find a black man.
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Female 67
EWWWWWWW

"Man who eats bad pork, is ate back by tapeworm."
X-(

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Female 492
I still like the pigeon one...
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Male 8
I am working on adding more fortunes, then it will be much more random.
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Female 92
"You will eat meat today."

For some reason, I highly doubt that (no, I`m not a vegetarian, but I don`t eat a lot of meat).

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Male 637
You must take care of your mama, dad would of wanted that.

Hmm.

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Male 129
wooo i get to meet jesus...aww man im gunna die |-(
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Female 84
One word: Herpes
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Female 1
So did I!!!
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Male 5
I GET TO MEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
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Female 8
Your will find your long lost love, twice
wow
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Female 2,035
You will be eaten by a land monster TONIGHT

Ahhhhhhhh!

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Female 19
Don`t look behind you.

How come? What could possibly be behi-AHHHHARGHSFJKLMA<AM>X<Z>IWOPEDSK.....

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Female 89
You will become a ninja
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Female 118
Murder is in our future
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Female 331
"John Kerry will win, a GW Bush stuffed animal"
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Female 331
Hehe this is great.
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Female 116
"You and only you can prevent forest fires, in bed"
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Male 50
7 points for a relaxing, zen-ish presentation.
3 points docked for mild repetativeness
3 points docked for blatant egoism

My rating: 1 point.
The importance of shiny wrapping paper and a big, red bow.

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Female 125
You will be eaten by a land monster TONIGHT
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Female 339
You will not be allowed the satisfaction of a peaceful transaction

aw man...

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Female 311
You will find a bag full of money, after you rob a bank
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Female 492
...in bed.
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Female 492
I will insult a pigeon today.
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Female 808
You will find love, then you will die, TODAY

Nice to know....

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Male 10,115
Link: Random Fortune Cookie Generator [Rate Link] - What is your Fortune?

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