Mike Tyson Quotes

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
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Man, this guy makes Dan Qualye sound like a genius.
There are 23 comments:
Female 1,004
"He was screaming like my wife."

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

haha classic

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Male 645
i saw it it was aries spears. really funny
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Male 2,620
Awwww, I never saw it. Did they air it recently?
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Male 161
have any of yall seen where they make fun of him on madtv

he does an at&t commercial and he says dial down the center with one eighthundred see a well well a fi fi its funny.................................... you had to see it:-|

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Male 155
Lol. Good stuff.
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Male 108
Clearly the reason he eats ears is so that people can`t hear the rubbish he spouts.
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Male 10,115
He`s gone from adult ears to children. I guess their flesh is softer.
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Male 2,620
Definetly, especially because he keeps talking about eating children:-O
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Female 331
He`s insane. :-)
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Male 2,620
I don`t think he`s stupid, just really really really crazy.
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Male 2,620
"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That`s okay. Just spell my name right."

"I think the average person thinks I`m a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That`s what I believe."

"When you see me smash somebody`s skull, you enjoy it."

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Male 2,620
"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It`s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
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Male 2,620
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
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Male 176
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It`s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

discombobulatingly????

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Female 331
Hehe.
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Male 108
"All praise is to Allah, I`ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I`d fight him too."

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

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Female 331
Extremeley great link!
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Female 331
"I`m on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y`all."

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Female 331
[To a female reporter] "It`s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don`t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn`t talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
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Female 1,340
How does Mike Tyson say his phone number

"fee fee fee - fi fi fo fo "

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Male 155
"You`re sweet. I`m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I`m gonna make you my girlfriend."
LOL
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Female 331
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 10,115
Link: Mike Tyson Quotes [Rate Link] - Man, this guy makes Dan Qualye sound like a genius.

:-)

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