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Date: 04/01/04 07:31 PM

23 Responses to Mike Tyson Quotes

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 7:31 pm
    Link: Mike Tyson Quotes - Man, this guy makes Dan Qualye sound like a genius.

    :-)

  2. Profile photo of SuperMcCgirl
    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 7:40 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA!
  3. Profile photo of RfG
    RfG Male 13-17
    155 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 8:04 pm
    "You`re sweet. I`m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I`m gonna make you my girlfriend."
    LOL
  4. Profile photo of Morguebabe
    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 9:06 pm
    How does Mike Tyson say his phone number

    "fee fee fee - fi fi fo fo "

  5. Profile photo of SuperMcCgirl
    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 10:25 pm
    "It`s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don`t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn`t talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
  6. Profile photo of SuperMcCgirl
    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 10:26 pm
    "I`m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y`all."

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    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 1, 2004 at 10:27 pm
    Extremeley great link!
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    314159 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 2:53 am
    "All praise is to Allah, I`ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I`d fight him too."

    "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

    “ called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

  9. Profile photo of SuperMcCgirl
    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 7:35 am
    Hehe.
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    81267 Male 13-17
    176 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 12:02 pm
    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It`s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

    discombobulatingly????

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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 1:28 pm
    "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him . I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 1:28 pm
    "Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It`s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 1:28 pm
    "There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That`s okay. Just spell my name right."

    "I think the average person thinks I`m a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That`s what I believe."

    "When you see me smash somebody`s skull, you enjoy it."

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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 1:29 pm
    I don`t think he`s stupid, just really really really crazy.
  15. Profile photo of SuperMcCgirl
    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 1:56 pm
    He`s insane. :-)
  16. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 2:29 pm
    Definetly, especially because he keeps talking about eating children:-O
  17. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 2:36 pm
    He`s gone from adult ears to children. I guess their flesh is softer.
  18. Profile photo of 314159
    314159 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 2:58 pm
    Clearly the reason he eats ears is so that people can`t hear the rubbish he spouts.
  19. Profile photo of RfG
    RfG Male 13-17
    155 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 5:42 pm
    Lol. Good stuff.
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    greendayfan Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 2, 2004 at 6:33 pm
    have any of yall seen where they make fun of him on madtv

    he does an at&t commercial and he says dial down the center with one eighthundred see a well well a fi fi its funny.................................... you had to see it:-|

  21. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 3, 2004 at 9:10 pm
    Awwww, I never saw it. Did they air it recently?
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    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    April 4, 2004 at 10:06 am
    i saw it it was aries spears. really funny
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 5, 2004 at 2:54 pm
    "He was screaming like my wife."

    "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

    haha classic

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