Diss-Tron

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago in Weird
http://www.disstron.com/

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There are 12 comments:
Female 607
You are a testicle-pooting rectal wart, sperm burper, badonkadonk, who likes to inhale your moms vaginal blood farts and you randomly touch little boys! With the prevalence of cheese-puss and syphilus ooze from your dangling beef flaps, that have a greenish minge and a large portion of parochial period splatter, you can be sure that no one would eat that rotting brown meat that hangs in festoons from your drawers. My friend told me you do the flaming sanchez with George Dubya Bush!
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Female 77
You are a crab-infested, clap-transmitting, ass assassin, who would rather suck dick than eat breakfast and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! The last girl you slept with had the clap. I heard you did the gravy train with Ricki Lake! LOVELY!
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Male 14
o yea and

expecting, but she`s not pregnant. No wonder you`re such a cum eating, anus flaring, f*ck stick, who has too many STDs to count and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! Adam Foote called, he wants his nose back. Barry Melrose says you love to do the rooster!

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Male 14
o yea and

expecting, but she`s not pregnant. No wonder you`re such a cum eating, anus flaring, drat stick, who has too many STDs to count and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! Adam Foote called, he wants his nose back. Barry Melrose says you love to do the rooster!

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Male 14
Why is ther always a reference to a famous person at the end? It kinda makes the joke worse...
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Female 216
You are a fat, anus flaring, douche, who rims the homeless and f*cks your own mom! You`re so ugly when you were born the doctor put you beside two pieces of poo and said triplets! Britney Spears says you love to do the Hot Carl!
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Female 70
You are a anus flaring, hideous, ass plant, who greased your mom and rides a bicycle with a rusty seatpost and no seat! F you! Smoookeeeeerrrrrrr!! I heard you did the Ass Rash with Queen Elizabeth!
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Female 70
eww. they are all nasty.
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Male 80
You are a homosexual, rooster swallowing, pain in the ass, who smokes the mailmans pipe and takes it in the ass! Cucumbers are a vegetable, not a personal pleasure toy. I heard you did the TNT with Bill Cosby!

HAHA!

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Female 1,340
You are a girly, crab-infested, spade, who licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! I`ve seen some pretty gay looking gays. But you`re the gayest of gay, you gay! My friend told me you do the flaming sanchez with R. Kelly!
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Male 2,620
You are a homosexual, crab-infested, spooge eater, who smokes the mailmans pipe and dreams about Leo DiCaprio, naked! You`ve been looking at those bananas oftly funny. I heard you did the rusty trombone with Rita McNeil!

Your mom has an ass that is so fat it has its own central point of gravity. No wonder you`re such a rotten, fagity, felcher, who greased your mom and is an extra on the Simpsons! You know, you never explained why you had rectal reconstruction surgery. Britney Spears says you love to do the tossed salad!

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Male 10,115
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