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I am not currently available. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.-If you are manic depressive, it doesn`t matter what number you press, no one will answer.