Weird Answering Machine Messages

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
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There are 7 comments:
Male 982
pretty funny
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Female 223
That Inigo montoya one, my friend had it..
I Love it :)
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Female 496
This is currently our voicemail message:

I am not currently available. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn`t matter what number you press, no one will answer.

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Male 1,033
"Hi, I`m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep." He he he
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Female 661
I once played the "Halloween" theme in the background of my answering machine.
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Female 665
Wow, that`s a lot. I always hate my boring message. I`ll have to dig through here and find me a good one :-)
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Male 10,115
Link: Weird Answering Machine Messages [Rate Link] - Get ideas for your next answering machine message here.

:-)

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