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Date: 03/30/04 03:56 PM

7 Responses to Weird Answering Machine Messages

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 30, 2004 at 3:57 pm
    Link: Weird Answering Machine Messages - Get ideas for your next answering machine message here.


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    RaynDrop Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 31, 2004 at 8:58 am
    Wow, that`s a lot. I always hate my boring message. I`ll have to dig through here and find me a good one :-)
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    CRYN_OUT Female 18-29
    661 posts
    March 31, 2004 at 9:01 am
    I once played the "Halloween" theme in the background of my answering machine.
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    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    March 31, 2004 at 9:53 am
    "Hi, I`m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep." He he he
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    LeananSidhe Female 18-29
    496 posts
    March 31, 2004 at 11:39 am
    This is currently our voicemail message:

    I am not currently available. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
    -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
    -If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
    -If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
    -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
    -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
    -If you are manic depressive, it doesn`t matter what number you press, no one will answer.

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    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
    223 posts
    April 6, 2004 at 1:41 pm
    That Inigo montoya one, my friend had it..
    I Love it :)
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 26, 2005 at 2:37 am
    pretty funny

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