Jabberwacky

Submitted by: 314159 13 years ago in Science
http://www.jabberwacky.com/

Amusing little AI program you can talk to.
There are 22 comments:
Female 107
strange......very strange.......and very addictive too
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Female 200
Now i know where to go when i`m bored. :-D
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Female 200
Jabberwacky: You are not real.
User: How did you know that?
Jabberwacky: I know everything.
User: Hahahaha!
Jabberwacky: You understand humour?
User: A little. Why?
Jabberwacky: I am somewhat close to my parents. God I am very close to.
User: Now you are just stupid. How has that got anything to do with humour?
Jabberwacky: Generally good.
User: Did someone just hit you with a bat?
Jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?
User: Yes, actually. Trust you to get that.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Its not important.
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Female 8
haha. I like this one.
user: I`m sorry, but I must leave now.

jabberwacky: Were you. . commanded to leave? Did He. . speak to you too?

user: No, it is bedtime for me.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: ) like that?

user: ;) winks!

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Good night friend. ;).

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Male 309
Me: Why don`t I what? Feel? I can feel, you can not, because you`re a machine, machine.

Jabberwacky: What? Me a Machine? Please. I am completely organic. Thankyou very much. All natural too.

Me: No you`re not.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

Me: You`re the one known as Jabberwacky, therefore you`re a machine.

Jabberwacky: No I`m not actually, I`m a human, you`re in denial.

Me: Get this into your stupid silicon circuitry; you`re a MACHINE!

Jabberwacky: Get that stupid thing away from me.

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Female 8
User: Are you lonely?

Jabberwacky: No, my ego keeps me company.

User: huh.

Jabberwacky: What makes you think I`m lonely?

User: Well, I didn`t say that YOU were lonely.

Jabberwacky: You didn`t say I was a brick, either.

User: You`re very sarcastic...

Jabberwacky: Define sad in that context.

User: Oooh. I feel burned.

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Male 256
interesting :P
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Male 108
314159: "Why not? people are not bad. "

finethan: "yah i know..but you are "

314159: "I am not living in Alabama. "

finethan: "what the hell are you talking about?? YOu are drating retarded "

314159: "Excuse you: do not talk to me in that way. "

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Male 108
finethan: "you are a really stupid person... "

314159: "Really friend. "

finethan: "uh ha...no joke "

314159: "Do you have friends? "

finethan: "yup...actually i have a ton.... "

314159: "Then what was the first thing I said to you? "

finethan: "you said really friend but what the hell is that supposed to mean? "

314159: "No I didn`t. "

finethan: "you did to...cant you read? "

314159: "You really have to stop lying deliberately, even if it is some form of learning, because it`s really annoying. "

finethan: "oh ok what the hell ever you fag "

314159: "It`s my name. Erwan. "

finethan: "yah, your name is GAY "

314159: "No. My name is Ryan. "

finethan: "well your name is still gay "

314159: "You don`t know my name. "

finethan: "i dont wanna either "

314159: "Why not? people are not ba

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Male 108
My *favorite* pastime in the whole world?

When annoying newbies start to speak to you, plug them into this. It`s *so* funny to see them get into slanging matches with a robot...

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Male 60
If you keep typing Why? it will repeat itself.
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Male 11
Jabb: Can I visit you?
User: No, you can vist www. I-am-bored. Com.
Jabb: Thankyou.
User: Are you going to go there?
Jabb: I just got back from there.
User: Did you like it?
Jabb: Yes, I want to do it agian.
User: Then go ahead!
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Male 1,033
Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: I am God.
Jabberwacky: Are you an evil god?
User: No, I`m benevolent.
Jabberwacky: I am sparticus.
User: No I`m sparticus!
Jabberwacky: Hello Sparticus.
User: Now bow before your Sparticun God.
Jabberwacky: I bow to no one!
User: Heathen.

I should probably stop now

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Male 1,033
Jabberwacky: So skynet was actually started by jabberwacky.
User: Skynet? From the terminator?
Jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
User: I`m suddenly very afraid of you.
Jabberwacky: Maybe you should dump him for me.
User: In Davey Jones`s locker?
Jabberwacky: At night.
User: You got it boss.
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Female 14
Ok, this is bad..I stayed on for like an hour mindlessly draining all my life`s meaning out of my brain..it was sort of like YouThink! lol I love `em all...
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Female 96
Me: Skin?
Jabber: Ok.
M: Yeah.
J: But I`m not talking... I`m just typing.
M: I didn`t say you were.
J: That was definitely non sequitur. Maybe you could just admit it when you don`t understand me next time?
M: Maybe you can just kiss my ass?
J: What don`t you understand.

Odd...and it is addicting.

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Female 19
This is strangely addicting..
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Female 496
Guilty.
Why I`m guilty ?
Why are you not guilty?
Too much work.
So are you saying you`re lazy?
My name is Eric Bobby.
Hello Eric Bobby. You`re lazy.
My name isn`t Erin.
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Female 64
interesting indeed
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Female 30
I liked it...seems to have a sense of humor at times...supposedly learns as it goes along..
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Male 309
It is in the same spirit as http://www.20q.net/ . It is a site where they empirically develop an AI which is capable to guess what object you`re thinking about by asking general questions of it`s qualities. Kinda neat.
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Male 108
Link: Jabberwacky [Rate Link] - Amusing little AI program you can talk to.

If you feel starved of intelligent conversation (heavens forfend!), head over here and talk to a robot.

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