Worst Chemistry Student Ever

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago in Funny
http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/

See the mid-term chemistry test from a student who doesn"t know much science.
There are 34 comments:
Female 45
Ok, I`m going to come clean about this one. The idiot who wrote that is from NZ because Rangitoto College is one of the schools here (College = high school in NZ). I would guess the kid is 16. It was a September exam - which would have been a mid year practice exam that didn`t count for anything - which I guess is why he didn`t care that he messed it up.
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Male 20
Chair + Scissors = Banana Cake hahahahhaah!
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Female 11
hahahahaha! Jellybean, soup, doorhandle
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Female 380
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow hiss

LMAO

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Female 49
lmfao... there was dead air here at work for 30 seconds cuz i needed to get my act together. i couldn`t stop laughing. still - i was getting giggly while broadcasting. craziness...

THIS IS SO GREAT. DEF. MY HUMOR!

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Female 91
Heh! OMG. I needed that.
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Male 26
The bit where the teacher thought he meant "Penguinol" had me in tears. Although if he is in college, somewhat disturbingly the equivilent high school course in Scotland covers all this stuff. Pfft.
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Female 252
meow meow meow meow
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Male 75
"I`d say it was probably those damn aliens again. Them and their illegal moon rock trade. Always trying to kidnap all the argon."

Oh my go thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Female 8
This is hilarious!

"Explain your answer.

The calculable probability of getting this answer correct was 50%. Good enough."

That and the cat part were so funny!

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Male 87
I`m not convinced it is a HS exam--doesn`t the first page say Rangitoto College Chemistry Department?
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Female 1
that is fricking funny poo man
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Female 255
I think this is a high school exam because I took one like it. His answers were great: "james bond" and "cat, meow, meow, hiss".
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Female 85
Oh man this is great.

"Aliens. Damn aliens are responsible for everything weird thats going on around here."

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Female 85
"What type of attractive force or bond holds the sodium ions and chloride ions together in a crystal of sodium chloride?

James Bond"

Hahaha.

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Female 125
Who cares, its just funny. I`m still in high school and believe me there are kids that would do that. They dont really care about going to college and will probably end up living in a hole.
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Male 13
I think she means he got accepted to college but he was still in high school when he took the exam.
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Female 493
lol I liked the meow, meow, meow, meow, hiss reply one. *rofl*
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Female 405
Get into college where you have to PAY FOR CLASSES and mess around! Woohoo!

It was funny though. :-D

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Female 392
It could be after tehy got accepted to college, so they decided to mess around
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Male 1,407
this guy`s got guts if that`s for real
i`ve always wanted to do something like that
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Male 122
Oh wow. I haven`t laughed that hard in ages. Thank goodness I wasn`t at work.
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Female 61
Cool! Someone worse at Chemistry than me!
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Female 127
^That`s what I was thinking. They could have gotten an extra copy perhaps? And done it themselves.
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Male 81
Ok, this cannot be for real. No one would actually hand this in.
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Male 81
Hahahhaa, this is great. The exam doesn`t look like a high school one though....
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Female 127
It seems like if something like that were handed in, the teacher would write some sort of comment on it. But that was pretty damn funny. *cat, meow meow meow, hiss*
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Female 486
Ok, but you still need to pass courses...
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Male 10,115
I`m assuming it`s high school, sassy = free classes.
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Male 20
I don`t know...but it`s really funny.
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Female 486
I love the parts that are marked.


But why would someone eff around on a midterm? Were they not paying for the class? Did they NOT want to pass the course? It seems so pointless.

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Female 299
I love the graph explanations.

"It`s curvy..."

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Male 54
lol, that`s hilarious!!
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Male 10,115
Link: Worst Chemistry Student Ever [Rate Link] - See the mid-term chemistry test from a student who doesn`t know much science.

;-)

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