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Date: 02/04/04 03:21 PM

28 Responses to How to have sex with a dolphin

  1. Profile photo of LeananSidhe
    LeananSidhe Female 18-29
    496 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 3:21 pm
    Link: How to have sex with a dolphin - The name says it all.

    I feel truly enlightened by this.

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    PrincessXTC Female 18-29
    255 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 3:41 pm
    How did you find this is what I`m wondering...
  3. Profile photo of LeananSidhe
    LeananSidhe Female 18-29
    496 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 3:46 pm
    I wanted to learn how to have sex with dolphins, so I looked it up. Duh.
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    SoundofMusic Female 18-29
    114 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 4:12 pm
    That guy is dead serious! What a sick and twisted lifestyle!! He should be arrested and thrown in the Looney Bin right away!!
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    christi Female 18-29
    63 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 4:25 pm
    haha! I remember this. Goatse man had a link to it on his site.

    I once stumbled across a page where a guy explained how to have sex with your car. Muy weird!

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    TheOutrider Male 13-17
    1 post
    February 4, 2004 at 4:30 pm
    i have to agree with soundofmusic on this one
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    scifigirl Female 13-17
    55 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 5:13 pm
    ....if this thing is real, I`m both disturbed and amused. I mean, dolphins have been known to rape people every now and again, so I guess it`s not far off...?
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    jdee Female 13-17
    3 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 5:14 pm
    haha I saw this a while back, funny stuff.
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    Quoll Male 13-17
    44 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 6:08 pm
    Haha. I can`t see why someone would possibly want to do that, but at least it sounds like it`s consensual.
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    LilCookie Female 18-29
    515 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 6:32 pm
    It also talks about giving geese blow jobs! :-O
    "If all goes well, you will get a quick gentle pop in the cheek. When this happens, you get a very tangy, tasty treat! Nothing is more glorious then hearing the trumpet of a goose when he orgasms! After he orgasms, he will start off with a slow, low pitch quiet scream, which will quickly get loud and raise in pitch. His whole body will shake, and he will rapidly shake his still folded wings. He will then let out 3 or 4 quick high to low pitched screams. Most geese will throw their head back when they orgasm. Others will continue to hold onto the mountee during the whole orgasm. Even if they fall off during the orgasm, they will continue to hold on! Either way, it is exciting and tasty!!"
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    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    February 4, 2004 at 10:18 pm
    Oh gosh. How sick.
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    pegasus Female 18-29
    370 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 5:55 am
    Nothing is more glorious then hearing the trumpet of a goose when he orgasms!

    hahaha oh god

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    naomiar Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 5, 2004 at 7:36 am
    This site is also by some strange f***er who also has a site on how to have SEX WITH DEAD PEOPLE and what are the best techniques http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.htm...

    if someone finds out who this person is then they should be placed in a mental institute or sent to jail as this person/people have too much detail on who to do such acts- I`m thinking they have acted out such things.

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    SoundofMusic Female 18-29
    114 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 9:02 am
    From the way he talks he has definatly done these things. How sick and demented can people be!! What a lack of respect for nature and the deceased. He should be locked up for good!!
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    keyase Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 9:28 am
    I`m sure this site was done in jest.
  16. Profile photo of Skroome
    Skroome Male 18-29
    124 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 9:39 am
    I found it funny :-)
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    Faith Female 18-29
    218 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 10:06 am
    "Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn`t just a one-night fling."

    Bwahahahahahaha

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    rufio Female 18-29
    452 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 1:40 pm
    Wow. There`s an anti-masturbation page too. They prescribe the Book of Mormon. Oh, man.
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    msf44 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 3:33 pm
    That`s so evil! Why would you rape an animal? That`s almost as bad as pedophilia.
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    jillz1128 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 5:05 pm
    Just creepy...............I really hope that this guy is joking! Although it is in a disturbing amount of detail for a joke.
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    TurtleTurtle Female 18-29
    440 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 9:36 pm
    Oh my, thats really all I can say is Oh my.
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    TurtleTurtle Female 18-29
    440 posts
    February 5, 2004 at 9:42 pm
    "and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city."

    That is just sick.

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    Kakumei Male 13-17
    20 posts
    February 6, 2004 at 5:57 pm
    Wierd...AND DISTURBINGLY SICK!
  24. Profile photo of smartyshoes
    smartyshoes Male 13-17
    295 posts
    February 6, 2004 at 7:13 pm
    Wow....just....wow. That is just sick.
  25. Profile photo of LeananSidhe
    LeananSidhe Female 18-29
    496 posts
    February 6, 2004 at 9:24 pm
    It`s not rape. The dolphins wanna have sex with people!
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    geneva182 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 7, 2004 at 9:33 am
    THis is one of the most interesting sites i`ve ben to on iab.. it is just so funny!!!
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    .x.ToXiC.x. Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 7, 2004 at 12:11 am
    omg... that sick.. not right!
  28. Profile photo of debigboy
    debigboy Male 18-29
    27 posts
    June 15, 2004 at 1:52 pm
    whiskey tango foxtrot...

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