How to have sex with a dolphin

Submitted by: LeananSidhe 13 years ago Weird
http://www.dolphinsex.org/

The name says it all.
There are 28 comments:
Male 27
whiskey tango foxtrot...
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Female 112
omg... that sick.. not right!
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Female 10
THis is one of the most interesting sites i`ve ben to on iab.. it is just so funny!!!
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Female 496
It`s not rape. The dolphins wanna have sex with people!
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Male 295
Wow....just....wow. That is just sick.
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Male 20
Wierd...AND DISTURBINGLY SICK!
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Female 440
"and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city."

That is just sick.

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Female 440
Oh my, thats really all I can say is Oh my.
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Female 2
Just creepy...............I really hope that this guy is joking! Although it is in a disturbing amount of detail for a joke.
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Female 10
That`s so evil! Why would you rape an animal? That`s almost as bad as pedophilia.
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Female 452
Wow. There`s an anti-masturbation page too. They prescribe the Book of Mormon. Oh, man.
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Female 218
"Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn`t just a one-night fling."

Bwahahahahahaha

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Male 124
I found it funny :-)
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Female 35
I`m sure this site was done in jest.
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Female 113
From the way he talks he has definatly done these things. How sick and demented can people be!! What a lack of respect for nature and the deceased. He should be locked up for good!!
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Female 1
This site is also by some strange f***er who also has a site on how to have SEX WITH DEAD PEOPLE and what are the best techniques http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.htm...

if someone finds out who this person is then they should be placed in a mental institute or sent to jail as this person/people have too much detail on who to do such acts- I`m thinking they have acted out such things.

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Female 370
Nothing is more glorious then hearing the trumpet of a goose when he orgasms!

hahaha oh god

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Female 331
Oh gosh. How sick.
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Female 515
It also talks about giving geese blow jobs! :-O
"If all goes well, you will get a quick gentle pop in the cheek. When this happens, you get a very tangy, tasty treat! Nothing is more glorious then hearing the trumpet of a goose when he orgasms! After he orgasms, he will start off with a slow, low pitch quiet scream, which will quickly get loud and raise in pitch. His whole body will shake, and he will rapidly shake his still folded wings. He will then let out 3 or 4 quick high to low pitched screams. Most geese will throw their head back when they orgasm. Others will continue to hold onto the mountee during the whole orgasm. Even if they fall off during the orgasm, they will continue to hold on! Either way, it is exciting and tasty!!"
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Male 44
Haha. I can`t see why someone would possibly want to do that, but at least it sounds like it`s consensual.
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Female 3
haha I saw this a while back, funny stuff.
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Female 55
....if this thing is real, I`m both disturbed and amused. I mean, dolphins have been known to rape people every now and again, so I guess it`s not far off...?
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Male 1
i have to agree with soundofmusic on this one
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Female 63
haha! I remember this. Goatse man had a link to it on his site.

I once stumbled across a page where a guy explained how to have sex with your car. Muy weird!

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Female 113
That guy is dead serious! What a sick and twisted lifestyle!! He should be arrested and thrown in the Looney Bin right away!!
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Female 496
I wanted to learn how to have sex with dolphins, so I looked it up. Duh.
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Female 255
How did you find this is what I`m wondering...
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Female 496
Link: How to have sex with a dolphin [Rate Link] - The name says it all.

I feel truly enlightened by this.

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