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Either you`re quite sober, or your head is slumped over the mouse, jabbing the button with your nose and you got very lucky.
You are 100% drunk. You are a wastrel, a rapscallion and a champion imbiber. If you are capable of moving it will probably be towards the next drink. Frankly, although no-one envies your head in the morning, we are glad to have you at parties. Shine on you crazy diamond (if you lied to get this score then that last bit will seem like gibberish).
Pretty impressive. Of course, if you`re sober then maybe you should be paying more attention next time!
drunk ba dunk.