The Advertising Slogan Generator

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago in Misc
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There are 45 comments:
Male 1,343
"Just a finger of Will Ferrell makes the kids happy."

"You love George Bush. George Bush loves you."

"Dick Cheney lick`n good!"

names work best in my opinion.... although the third isn`t nearly as good as the first two....

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Female 51
The Incredible, Edible Oz.
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Female 51
This is so frickin classic, oh wear to start?

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Female 51

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Female 51

Haha, yes, everyone should.
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Male 306
"Please Don`t Squeeze The Omega."
"More Than Just an Omega_ma."
"A Boobie Is Forever."
"Kills All Known Kill - Dead."
"He Who Thinks Omega Drinks Omega."
"Naughty, but Omega_ma."
"It Needn`t Be Hell With Omega_ma."
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Female 40
Poppin` Fresh Mentalcase.

My Doctor Says `Mentalcase`.

Things Go Better with Mentalcase.

Don`t Leave Home Without Mentalcase.

Make Someone Happy with a Mentalcase.

Wow! I Could Have Had a Mentalcase!

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Female 206
It Could Be Life. (hmm..no. that looks like a penguin to me)

Antelope - Australian for Beer.

What`s In Your Aardvark?

Thank Insanity It`s Friday.

and fianaly...
Designed for I_love_anime, Engineered to Last.

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Female 382
Bring Out The Youthink.com.

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Female 382
Just What The Kathryn137 Ordered
This Is The Age Of The You Think.
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Youthink.com?
Washing Machines Live Longer With Youthink.com.

Get Youthink.com or Get Out.

Taste the Youthink.com
Why Can`t Everything Orange Be Youthink.com?
The Youthink.com That Eats Like A Meal
At 29p a Youthink.com, It`s Not a Stress on Your Pocket
The Youthink.com With The Hole.
There`s no Wrong Way to Eat a Youthink.com.

Cleans Right Round The Youthink.com.

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Female 382
You Deserve A Kathryn137 Today

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Kathryn137.

(Yeah, well 1 out of five dentists suck)
Make Room for the Kathryn137.
Say It With Kathryn137


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Female 390
Gee, Your Warblossom Smells Terrific. :-/

It`s the Bright One, it`s the Right One, that`s Warblossom. (oh, spare my ego)

You Need A Warblossom. ( ain`t that the truth!)

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Female 390
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Nymphomaniac.
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Female 142
The Coolest Suicide Bombing on Ice.
Taste the Blasphemy.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Blood.
What Would You Do For A Skin Graft?
Ebola is Mightier than the Sword.
Things Go Better with the Apocalypse.
You`ve Got Questions. We`ve Got Futility.
Something Special In The Drivel.
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Male 154
The Incredible, Edible Penis.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Penis.
I Feel Like Penis Tonight.
Prolongs Active Penis.
Wait Till We Get Our Penis On You.
Whenever There`s a Snack Gap, Penis Fits.


AHAHHAHAHAH!

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Female 180
"I Liked The Bees So Much, I Bought The Company!"
"Fetus: The Other White Meat."
"Have You Had Your Dead Come To Life Today?"
"Get the Door - It`s War."
"Nothing Works Better Than a War."
"Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Cat With Fleas."

I love this.

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Female 17
"Saigeann, the Other White Meat."

"The Saigeann Goes Straight to your Head."

"Don`t live a little, live a Saigeann"

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Female 10
151 Countries, One Fartoncarton.

Stimulation for Body and Fartoncarton.

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Male 154
Only Beanstopper Has The Answer.

I Wish They All Could Be Beanstopper Girls.

Please Don`t Squeeze The Beanstopper.

Something Special In The Beanstopper.

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Male 154
Better Ingredients, Better Beanstopper.
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Female 464
"Evilloner14 just feels right."

"Kids will do anything for Evilloner14."

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Male 3
"Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Don1267."

"Think Don1267."

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Female 582
Hahaha! I could spend hours on this site!!
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Female 127
Making Love Taste Better.
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Male 449
Double the Pleasure, Double the Electric.
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Male 449
Happiness is a Cigar Called Jesse.

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Male 101

I may have found a new avy.

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Male 101
This expresses all I`ve ever wanted to say.

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Female 129
"You`ll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Parabola."

I like it...

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Female 452
"The Future`s Bright. The Future`s Lethargy."
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Male 1,031
And my favorite:

Show Me The Tumor!

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Male 1,031
Fun with the word tumor:

I`m not Just the Tumor, I`m a Member.
Can You Tell Tumor From Butter?
More Tumor Please.
Poppin` Fresh Tumor.

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Male 1,031
No Cheese, No Comment.
Dude, You`re Getting a Cheese!
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Female 492
Men Can`t Help Acting On Zep Fan.

I like that one!! }-)

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Female 492
Uh-oh, Better Get Zep Fan.

Lipsmackin` Thirstquenchin` Acetastin` Motivatin` Goodbuzzin` Cooltalkin` Highwalkin` Fastlivin` Evergivin` Coolfizzin` Zep Fan.

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Female 2,244
You Can Do It When You Kiki It!
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Female 142
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Starvation.
I wish I were a Pestilence Wiener.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Corruption.
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Female 515
Nothin` Says Lovin` Like Jamie from the Oven.
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Male 75
hahahahahaha ^ im pissin myself here from them muff ones
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Female 135
hmmmmmmm, "Time for a Sharp Muff."

that doesn`t sound too friendly.

bwahahahahahaha!! "Give That Man A Muff."

"Silly Rabbit, Muff is for Kids."

"The Real Smell of Muff." -- oh god!

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Female 392
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Molls.

...I don`t know how I feel about that....

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Female 482
lol. i like "Solutions For a Small Brain"

"Unzip a Stalker."

"We Bring Mime to Life."

"Whenever There`s a Snack Gap, Nerd Fits."

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Female 151
"Yo Quiero Justme."

"Monsieur, with this grass you are really spoiling us."

"Solutions For a Small Brain"

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Female 482
"Let the F0rk0 Begin"

"Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Bastard."

"Crunch All You Want. We`ll Make Buddy."

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Male 10,115
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