Bad things that can happen to you.

Submitted by: lushuz 13 years ago Misc
http://www.cockeyed.com/magic/bad5.php

A giant list of the bad things that can happen to you.
There are 18 comments:
Male 89
Greatest. Site. EVAR!
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Female 208
you get crucified upside down

how is that worse than just getting crucified? Sure being upsidedown puts you in extreme pain, but Being crucified normally not only has you in extreme pain, but you also suffocate.

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Female 102
Mr. T dies

"oh god... nooooooooooo"

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Male 637
I`ve seen that before as well.

I especially like the "How much is inside" (or whatever) things.

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Male 468
you are on your deathbed, you confess to a dozen murders then get better

lolll thats really funny

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Female 22
When you trip over and your hand lands in crap

LMAO

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Female 22
the whole concept of the website is really funny
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Male 128
Cookie, methinks that`s one of the times that something that actually happened to them got shoved onto the list out of spite ;-)
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Male 128
oh, I`ve seen this before. the whole roostereyed.com site is hilarious.


Anyway, the point is that they`re in order, from not-as-baddest to most-baddest-ness.

(and stepping on a hairball barefoot would be pretty bad indeed)

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Female 515
I love how "you buy a brand new recliner, and your cat pees on it so much, and so frequently, that you can no longer clean it, the smell is intolerable, you leave it on the curb... bye bye recliner, we miss you!" is worse than "you get eaten alive." :-P
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Female 79
"you sneeze more than 3 times in a row"

That`s not a bad thing. I like sneezing, and I think I could handle up to at least 4 before it became killer.

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Female 582
Things from the top, worst list that have happened to me!:

You are homeless for a week, without a car
RSD/Fibro/CFS
Little kids mock you as you walk down the street
You find out you have a severe chronic mental illness
People keep slandering your religon
step on a wet hair ball from your cat

(how is the cat hairball thing in the "worst" list?!)

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Female 582
"You bite into a hotdog and find veins" 88.88
PLEASE tell me this is not possible!! *gags*

*instantly feels thankful for being veggie*

;-)

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Female 102
::gags along with rayn::
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Male 183
ok...
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Female 665
Wait, how is "You lose a front tooth" (325.00) worse than "You get attacked by a shark" (308.00)??
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Female 665
"You bite into a hotdog and find veins" 88.88

PLEASE tell me this is not possible!! *gags*

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Female 319
Link: Bad things that can happen to you. [Rate Link] - A giant list of the bad things that can happen to you.

It could always be worse.

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