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Date: 11/02/03 07:11 PM

47 Responses to Jesus Dress Up

  1. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 2, 2003 at 7:11 pm
    Link: Jesus Dress Up - Dress Jesus up as you please. Hopefully this won`t offend you, it`s just humorous.

    Duckie showed this to me. I think it`s funny. :-) I can see that it might offend a few though, but I liked it.

  2. Profile photo of Joe0810Zep
    Joe0810Zep Male 13-17
    344 posts
    November 2, 2003 at 7:20 pm
    That is very sick, I hope you know where you`re going when you die.
  3. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 2, 2003 at 7:22 pm
    Oh yeah. Check out the link on the bottom, that one I think is even better.
  4. Profile photo of Joe0810Zep
    Joe0810Zep Male 13-17
    344 posts
    November 2, 2003 at 11:41 pm
    You are a Christian? How could you find that amusing?
  5. Profile photo of QuickFish
    QuickFish Female 18-29
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    November 3, 2003 at 6:18 am
    its funny, but the non christmas one is funnier. i`m sure even christians have a sense of humour joe.
  6. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 6:45 am
    I am Christian, yes. I don`t know how to explain it fully, but it was made; I certainly wouldn`t make something like that myself. Initially I didn`t like it, but then I realized that it doesn`t really matter, and found some humor in it.
  7. Profile photo of QuickFish
    QuickFish Female 18-29
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    November 3, 2003 at 6:46 am
    when you realised that hit was just made up character you mean!`
  8. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 6:46 am
    Yeah, pretty much. It isn`t like it really is God.
  9. Profile photo of Evil_Fishie
    Evil_Fishie Female 13-17
    126 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 6:51 am
    You mean... it isn`t? ;-)
  10. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 7:10 am
    No. :-P Jesus is God, but this made up charechter is not really Jesus, so it`s not really God. :-P
  11. Profile photo of Joe0810Zep
    Joe0810Zep Male 13-17
    344 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 12:38 pm
    Still, that`s a disgrace to him. And he was watching you do that. I know you didn`t mean any harm, but maybe you should ask for forgiveness anyways.
  12. Profile photo of Sadie_Poet
    Sadie_Poet Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 1:14 pm
    Ha ha that is pretty funny
  13. Profile photo of freakychick
    freakychick Female 18-29
    149 posts
    November 3, 2003 at 1:25 pm
    LOL
  14. Profile photo of omega_ma
    omega_ma Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2003 at 11:42 pm
    It`s not funny at all, it`s sacrilegious.
  15. Profile photo of zombie
    zombie Female 18-29
    142 posts
    November 12, 2003 at 11:49 pm
    thats friggin discusting.
  16. Profile photo of RaynDrop
    RaynDrop Female 18-29
    665 posts
    November 13, 2003 at 10:23 am
    I`d like to think I have a tiny sense of humor, but that site bothered me. Some things shouldn`t be made fun of, and to me, Christ on the cross is one of them.
  17. Profile photo of *=sparky=*
    *=sparky=* Female 13-17
    189 posts
    November 25, 2003 at 6:05 pm
    That`s awful and extremely tacky.
  18. Profile photo of Faith
    Faith Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2003 at 12:23 am
    .. I didn`t find it that funny, really. And I`m atheist FYI. That was kinda tacky, man nailed to a pole, and we`re dressing him up...
  19. Profile photo of PrincessXTC
    PrincessXTC Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 7:58 pm
    I"m burning in hell
  20. Profile photo of evilloner14
    evilloner14 Female 13-17
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    December 1, 2003 at 6:53 pm
    I thought that was halarious
  21. Profile photo of craytal
    craytal Female 13-17
    10 posts
    December 1, 2003 at 7:28 pm
    I didn`t really find it funny either. Never really liked dress up.

    I like clothes though :)

  22. Profile photo of craytal
    craytal Female 13-17
    10 posts
    December 1, 2003 at 7:28 pm
    seems like only Christians find this funny. I guess I can`t really relate.
  23. Profile photo of Morguebabe
    Morguebabe Female 18-29
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    December 1, 2003 at 8:56 pm
    Thats really offensive
  24. Profile photo of glitzygiftz
    glitzygiftz Female 50-59
    132 posts
    December 1, 2003 at 10:02 pm

    JesusDressUp.com/Halloween

    Great minds think alike?

  25. Profile photo of glitzygiftz
    glitzygiftz Female 50-59
    132 posts
    December 1, 2003 at 10:03 pm

    Well it was Halloween at the time.
  26. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
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    December 1, 2003 at 10:07 pm
    Yeah, that`s how it was when I posted it. :-P Great minds must think alike. :-) At least you didn`t get yelled at as much as I did.
  27. Profile photo of zombie
    zombie Female 18-29
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    December 1, 2003 at 10:46 pm
    "seems like only Christians find this funny."
    I dont. Im a Christian.
    (and for the record, thats NOT satan in my avy)
  28. Profile photo of glitzygiftz
    glitzygiftz Female 50-59
    132 posts
    December 1, 2003 at 11:47 pm
    What would Jesus do? Would he yell about it? ;-)

    Did Jesus have a funny bone?

  29. Profile photo of Joe0810Zep
    Joe0810Zep Male 13-17
    344 posts
    December 2, 2003 at 1:18 am
    I don`t think it`s funny either, and I`m Christian.
  30. Profile photo of Kathryn137
    Kathryn137 Female 13-17
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    December 2, 2003 at 2:47 am
    I don`t really think that dressing up someone who is dying/dead, in a santa suit is really that funny...)-| :-?
  31. Profile photo of Morguebabe
    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    December 2, 2003 at 7:48 am
    Its really disrespectful of other beliefs
  32. Profile photo of dietpepsiho
    dietpepsiho Female 13-17
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    December 2, 2003 at 5:13 pm
    offensive but entertaining.
  33. Profile photo of Rodeo-Rosie
    Rodeo-Rosie Female 18-29
    175 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 7:51 am
    When you are burning in hell you will know why.
  34. Profile photo of NemiMontoya
    NemiMontoya Female 18-29
    303 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 11:53 am
    I find the `burning in hell` and the `you know where you`re going` comments more amusing than the game. Chill out.
  35. Profile photo of Staygold82
    Staygold82 Female 18-29
    582 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 3:10 pm
    That`s pretty sick :-P
  36. Profile photo of bother0664
    bother0664 Female 18-29
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    December 3, 2003 at 3:48 pm
    man oh man...you guys....a song for all you guys that are being offended....lighten up


    Alright now boys and girls we`ve got another story for you now!
    We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah

    If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
    Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

    If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
    And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
    Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
    If I were God that`s what I`d do Heavens no

    Hell yeah (x4)

    If I were God I`d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
    Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

    If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
    Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
    Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
    If I were God that`s what I`d

  37. Profile photo of bother0664
    bother0664 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 3:49 pm
    do, Heavens no

    Hell yeah (x4)

    And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
    I`ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
    He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
    Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
    To pry these God damn nails out they`re beginning to hurt
    Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
    "I Can`t Believe It`s Not Butter!" I`ll sing as I`m flogged
    Yeah that`s what I would do if I were God
    So vote for me for Savior and you`ll go to Heaven
    Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
    With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
    You just can`t teach an old God new tricks
    But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
    If I don`t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
    Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
    Yeah that`s what I would do if I were God

  38. Profile photo of *=sparky=*
    *=sparky=* Female 13-17
    189 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 4:40 pm
    I don`t think anyone is going to burn in hell for playing with the site, but I still don`t like it. What if someone took a picture of you during the most painful and sad moment of your life and put antlers and a pimp jacket on you.
  39. Profile photo of glitzygiftz
    glitzygiftz Female 50-59
    132 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 5:25 pm
    That`s an actual picture of Jesus? :-O
  40. Profile photo of mintgreen
    mintgreen Female 18-29
    10 posts
    December 3, 2003 at 9:00 pm
    i didnt think it was that funny.. kinda morbid, but nothing to burn in hell over
  41. Profile photo of i-was-here
    i-was-here Female 13-17
    22 posts
    December 14, 2003 at 2:52 pm
    )-| to me i think this website is not funny at all. jeasus did alot for us and this is how we repay him?
  42. Profile photo of Blood_Angel
    Blood_Angel Female 18-29
    47 posts
    August 28, 2004 at 2:23 pm
    Not too funny really, it`s a little dress up doll. Not in any way offensive though... Meh, maybe I just looked when the costumes weren`t much fun.
  43. Profile photo of snoringwalru
    snoringwalru Female 18-29
    252 posts
    August 31, 2004 at 9:43 pm
    Hilarious!
  44. Profile photo of EmptyMisty
    EmptyMisty Female 18-29
    213 posts
    September 1, 2004 at 3:34 am
    He doesnt look to bad *awaits bashing*
  45. Profile photo of aborted666
    aborted666 Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 4, 2005 at 9:03 pm
    Quite possibly one of the funniest things i`ve seen... so entertaining

    ~blasphemy is a blast for me~ :-)

  46. Profile photo of madbadblonde
    madbadblonde Female 13-17
    254 posts
    October 14, 2005 at 4:55 pm
    lol
  47. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    April 25, 2008 at 3:36 am
    Offensive as

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