Jesus Dress Up

Submitted by: timbo557 13 years ago Funny
http://www.jesusdressup.com/index.html

Dress Jesus up as you please. Hopefully this won"t offend you, it"s just humorous.
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Female 339
Offensive as
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Female 254
lol
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Female 1
Quite possibly one of the funniest things i`ve seen... so entertaining

~blasphemy is a blast for me~ :-)

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Female 213
He doesnt look to bad *awaits bashing*
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Female 252
Hilarious!
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Female 47
Not too funny really, it`s a little dress up doll. Not in any way offensive though... Meh, maybe I just looked when the costumes weren`t much fun.
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Female 22
)-| to me i think this website is not funny at all. jeasus did alot for us and this is how we repay him?
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Female 10
i didnt think it was that funny.. kinda morbid, but nothing to burn in hell over
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Female 132
That`s an actual picture of Jesus? :-O
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Female 189
I don`t think anyone is going to burn in hell for playing with the site, but I still don`t like it. What if someone took a picture of you during the most painful and sad moment of your life and put antlers and a pimp jacket on you.
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Female 20
do, Heavens no

Hell yeah (x4)

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I`ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they`re beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can`t Believe It`s Not Butter!" I`ll sing as I`m flogged
Yeah that`s what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you`ll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can`t teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don`t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that`s what I would do if I were God

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Female 20
man oh man...you guys....a song for all you guys that are being offended....lighten up


Alright now boys and girls we`ve got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that`s what I`d do Heavens no

Hell yeah (x4)

If I were God I`d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that`s what I`d

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Female 582
That`s pretty sick :-P
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Female 303
I find the `burning in hell` and the `you know where you`re going` comments more amusing than the game. Chill out.
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Female 175
When you are burning in hell you will know why.
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Female 109
offensive but entertaining.
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Female 1,340
Its really disrespectful of other beliefs
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Female 382
I don`t really think that dressing up someone who is dying/dead, in a santa suit is really that funny...)-| :-?
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Male 344
I don`t think it`s funny either, and I`m Christian.
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Female 132
What would Jesus do? Would he yell about it? ;-)

Did Jesus have a funny bone?

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Female 142
"seems like only Christians find this funny."
I dont. Im a Christian.
(and for the record, thats NOT satan in my avy)
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Male 267
Yeah, that`s how it was when I posted it. :-P Great minds must think alike. :-) At least you didn`t get yelled at as much as I did.
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Female 132

Well it was Halloween at the time.
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Female 132

JesusDressUp.com/Halloween

Great minds think alike?

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Female 1,340
Thats really offensive
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Female 10
seems like only Christians find this funny. I guess I can`t really relate.
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Female 10
I didn`t really find it funny either. Never really liked dress up.

I like clothes though :)

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Female 464
I thought that was halarious
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Female 255
I"m burning in hell
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Female 218
.. I didn`t find it that funny, really. And I`m atheist FYI. That was kinda tacky, man nailed to a pole, and we`re dressing him up...
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Female 189
That`s awful and extremely tacky.
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Female 665
I`d like to think I have a tiny sense of humor, but that site bothered me. Some things shouldn`t be made fun of, and to me, Christ on the cross is one of them.
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Female 142
thats friggin discusting.
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Male 306
It`s not funny at all, it`s sacrilegious.
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Female 149
LOL
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Female 54
Ha ha that is pretty funny
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Male 344
Still, that`s a disgrace to him. And he was watching you do that. I know you didn`t mean any harm, but maybe you should ask for forgiveness anyways.
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Male 267
No. :-P Jesus is God, but this made up charechter is not really Jesus, so it`s not really God. :-P
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Female 126
You mean... it isn`t? ;-)
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Male 267
Yeah, pretty much. It isn`t like it really is God.
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Female 14
when you realised that hit was just made up character you mean!`
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Male 267
I am Christian, yes. I don`t know how to explain it fully, but it was made; I certainly wouldn`t make something like that myself. Initially I didn`t like it, but then I realized that it doesn`t really matter, and found some humor in it.
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Female 14
its funny, but the non christmas one is funnier. i`m sure even christians have a sense of humour joe.
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Male 344
You are a Christian? How could you find that amusing?
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Male 267
Oh yeah. Check out the link on the bottom, that one I think is even better.
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Male 344
That is very sick, I hope you know where you`re going when you die.
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Male 267
Link: Jesus Dress Up [Rate Link] - Dress Jesus up as you please. Hopefully this won`t offend you, it`s just humorous.

Duckie showed this to me. I think it`s funny. :-) I can see that it might offend a few though, but I liked it.

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