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~blasphemy is a blast for me~ :-)
Hell yeah (x4)
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the crossI`ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them offHe goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from carsOh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?To pry these God damn nails out they`re beginning to hurtCrucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"I Can`t Believe It`s Not Butter!" I`ll sing as I`m floggedYeah that`s what I would do if I were GodSo vote for me for Savior and you`ll go to HeavenYour lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-StickYou just can`t teach an old God new tricksBut would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?If I don`t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facadeYeah that`s what I would do if I were God
Alright now boys and girls we`ve got another story for you now!We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
Hell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy IdolsAnd thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the BibleThou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"If I were God that`s what I`d do Heavens no
If I were God I`d get a bunch of slaves to do everythingNorwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-FlopsThou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swapThou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"If I were God that`s what I`d
Did Jesus have a funny bone?
Great minds think alike?
I like clothes though :)
Duckie showed this to me. I think it`s funny. :-) I can see that it might offend a few though, but I liked it.