Become a Player

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago Misc
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Free dating advice for men
There are 19 comments:
Female 6
I LOVE Axe!
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Male 16
i wear Lucky You. its a great scent, gets attention too.
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Male 449
#7 Always wear cologne, and I`m not talking about cheap cologne like Preffered Stock. If you want to spark a woman`s interest, invest in a bottle of the good stuff, for more info check out my special feature "The Player Knows Cologne".

Is that ACTUALLY true? my friends always insisted on this and they never got any further than me but they claimed to.

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Female 319
Cool site.
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Male 128
Yeah
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Female 486
The puppy one is great.
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Male 128
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I`d have five cents. "

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn`t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

-not that bad...
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Male 128
"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn`t mean much when you have a weak heart."
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Female 218
"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

This one`s cute, essentially innocent and pretty funny, I`d go for that one.

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Male 10,115
So, ladies, which pick-up line would work best on you?
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Male 276
"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

Richmiests?
hahhaa, it`s fusinski

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Female 1,340
^ LMAO!
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Female 486
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
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Female 486
The fart one frightens me.
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Female 486
"My magical watch says you aren`t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

"You must work at Subway, `cause you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"

Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)

"Come on sweetheart, why don`t you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic

"Mind if i stand here until it`s safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk

"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"

"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you`re the best a man can get"

"I may not be the best
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Female 1,340
the pick up lines are a riot.

1. "Why don`t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

2. "If you were a booger I`d pick you first."

3. "I`d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

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Male 42
It can`t help, you can`t combat ugly :-)
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Female 299
Life saver. :-P
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Male 10,115
Link: Become a Player [Rate Link] - Free dating advice for men

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