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Date: 11/06/03 02:16 PM

19 Responses to Become a Player

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 2:17 pm
    Link: Become a Player - Free dating advice for men

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    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 2:26 pm
    Life saver. :-P
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    stylee Male 18-29
    42 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 2:51 pm
    It can`t help, you can`t combat ugly :-)
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    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 2:53 pm
    the pick up lines are a riot.

    1. "Why don`t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

    2. "If you were a booger I`d pick you first."

    3. "I`d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

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    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 4:39 pm
    "My magical watch says you aren`t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

    "You must work at Subway, `cause you just gave me a footlong."

    "Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"

    Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)

    "Come on sweetheart, why don`t you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic

    "Mind if i stand here until it`s safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk

    "You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

    "Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"

    "Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you`re the best a man can get"

    "I may not be the best
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    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 4:39 pm
    The fart one frightens me.
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    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 4:41 pm
    Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
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    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 4:55 pm
    ^ LMAO!
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    CaptainTrips Male 13-17
    276 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 5:42 pm
    "You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

    Richmiests?
    hahhaa, it`s fusinski

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 7:17 pm
    So, ladies, which pick-up line would work best on you?
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    Faith Female 18-29
    218 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 9:55 pm
    "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    This one`s cute, essentially innocent and pretty funny, I`d go for that one.

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    MamboTomato Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 10:08 pm
    "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn`t mean much when you have a weak heart."
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    MamboTomato Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 10:10 pm
    "If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I`d have five cents. "

    "My boys over there bet that I wouldn`t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

    -not that bad...
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    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 10:31 pm
    The puppy one is great.
  15. Profile photo of MamboTomato
    MamboTomato Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 6, 2003 at 11:52 pm
    Yeah
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    lushuz Female 18-29
    319 posts
    November 7, 2003 at 8:36 pm
    Cool site.
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    Electric Male 18-29
    449 posts
    November 9, 2003 at 3:23 am
    #7 Always wear cologne, and I`m not talking about cheap cologne like Preffered Stock. If you want to spark a woman`s interest, invest in a bottle of the good stuff, for more info check out my special feature "The Player Knows Cologne".

    Is that ACTUALLY true? my friends always insisted on this and they never got any further than me but they claimed to.

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    hitkid Male 13-17
    16 posts
    November 26, 2003 at 10:19 am
    i wear Lucky You. its a great scent, gets attention too.
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    MiLkMyCoW Female 18-29
    6 posts
    December 29, 2003 at 3:46 pm
    I LOVE Axe!

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