Alex Chu`s Immortality Device

Submitted by: buddy 14 years ago in Weird
http://www.alexchiu.com/

Alex Chiu knows what causes you to age and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from aging.
There are 21 comments:
Female 755
Easter is in less than a week and i was thinking how sad God must have been to lose his only son so painfully. If there were such a device wouldnt more people be using it??
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Male 101
Beatrice, your doing what many people like call "interpreting" the bible. You don`t know exactly what entity the "kings of the earth" are. For all we know we will all go back to a system of kings , queens and the like by the time the messiah comes around.
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Female 9
Scratch that last part. He`s the Anti-Christ. Yeah, that`s it.
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Female 9
But the Book of Revelations says that the Whore of Babylon "is the great city which has dominion over the kings of the earth" (17:18) just like the "corporation" that Chiu describes.

Alex Chiu is the Whore of Babylon!

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Female 452
OMG, click on "see all testemonials".

"I was featured on Weekly World News!

Read the amazing testimonials at Weekly World News!"

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Male 101
Well, the messiah would want every one to be his/her religion. Religion is another from of control, a govenrment if you will. Don`t be so quick to say what any one person would do.
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Female 9
I love how his plan to create a One World Government ends with him urging you to promote it because you might be the Messiah. The Messiah wouldn`t make a One World Government. The Anti-Christ might, though.
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Male 26
Of course, there`s always the fat lazy sucker that is too lazy to do so.

There`s a sucker born every minute, huh?

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Male 101
Laser, your being an ass. I`m not saying I believe the thing, but he shows you how you can make it at home. You know, so you don`t have to buy his. If he were in it only for the money do you think he would do that?
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Male 26
Hope buddy`s being sarcastic...how can you help people out by ripping them off?
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Male 10,115
He`s not in it for the money, raddicks. He`s just trying to help people out. This way, he won`t be the only one living forever.
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Male 212
why would he show you how to make your own?
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Male 26
LOL yup </sarcasm>
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Female 147
"I was featured on Weekly World News!

Read the amazing testimonials at Weekly World News!"

It MUST be true if it was in WWN!!

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Male 26
Oh, ya, another thing to add to that PS. So is "Safe and Effective","Miracle", "Medical Miracle/Marvel", "Breakthrough". Just FYI.
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Male 26
Oh by the way, cells are not made with magnets. Actually, if you read a high school biology book and read that page, you`ll probably laugh so hard you`ll fall over and die. Unless you have his "immortality ring". Hahaha.
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Male 26
Erm, how do you have a testimonial for an immortality device? I mean think about it. The only way you can say a product is good is if it does something you can observe. What this guy is saying is that you`ll never die. How can you have a testimonial when you are dead? "Hi, my name`s Bob. I`ve tried to commit suicide 30 times, and I`ve never died"? I want to see those testimonials. I can`t really explain what I mean, but think about how a person would give a testimonial with this kind of device. It would be utterly impossible.

PS: This cures cancer, kills all of your diseasus, cures AIDS, does your homework, gets you a raise, raises your dog from the dead, helps you get to sleep... this is the TRADEMARK of alternative (AKA "ripoff") medicine

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Male 101
I`ve seen that before.
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Male 1
I don`t know, those testimonials sound pretty convincing to me.
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Male 26
Scammer. This idiot wants you to buy his product so he can scam you out of money. "Alternative medicine" is nothing but an elaborate hoax, playing on people`s fears. This guy just wants to rip you off.
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Male 10,115
Link: Alex Chu`s Immortality Device [Rate Link] - Alex Chiu knows what causes you to age and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from aging.

Hrm...

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