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Date: 09/13/03 09:46 AM

6 Responses to Deep Thoughts

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 13, 2003 at 9:47 am
    Link: Deep Thoughts - by Jack Handy


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    Guerrilla Male 18-29
    178 posts
    September 13, 2003 at 9:48 am
    "I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I`d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it."

    LOL what the hell is this guy on?!

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 13, 2003 at 9:55 am
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    Map750 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 13, 2003 at 10:49 am
    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late

    That one is the best..

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    punk_biitch Female 18-29
    18 posts
    September 13, 2003 at 1:30 pm
    The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I`ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn`t get more meat, I`ll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I`ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

    Haha. Lame, but funny.

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    rustedpurity Female 18-29
    405 posts
    September 13, 2003 at 5:26 pm
    If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don`t think I`d call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp`s gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

    I love quirky humor. I think it`s so much better when you hear him say it aloud opposed to reading it. :-)

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