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Date: 08/22/03 11:56 PM

79 Responses to The Gender Genie

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 22, 2003 at 11:56 pm
    Link: The Gender Genie - It`s supposed to guess your gender based on what you type in a little box. I guess it analyzes speech patterns.

    Doesn`t work very well.

  2. Profile photo of Electric
    Electric Male 18-29
    449 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 1:41 am
    It fails.
  3. Profile photo of Faith
    Faith Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 3:24 am
    )-| What are you supposed to type?
  4. Profile photo of angelabi838
    angelabi838 Female 18-29
    232 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 5:35 am
    Yay, I`m female! :D :D :D
  5. Profile photo of Killraven
    Killraven Male 30-39
    104 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 5:37 am
    I typed the following:

    "I have an enormous penis."

    The Gender Genie determined that I was FEMALE, based on the following analysis:

    When I informed the Gender Genie that it had gotten my gender wrong, this was the cover-its-ass response that I got:

    So I tried again, with the following:

    "I have a huge c*ck."

    This time, it got it right, based upon the following analysis:

    When I informed the Gender Genie that it was right, this was the smug response that I got:

    Genie schmenie!

  6. Profile photo of Staygold82
    Staygold82 Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 8:32 am
    It guessed me wrong!
  7. Profile photo of angelabi838
    angelabi838 Female 18-29
    232 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 9:40 am
    I wrote this, this time:

    Haha, how on earth would you know this? I mean, how would you know just from a few words? Clever idea though. Tip: I`m female!

    And i got female. ;-)

  8. Profile photo of Cheese King
    Cheese King Male 18-29
    1031 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 9:56 am
    It guessed right.
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    tikleelmo2 Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 10:59 am
    it`s has gotten most of it right... but when i typed i`m a chick, it said i was male...heh
  10. Profile photo of margot16
    margot16 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 11:56 am
    Hm, it guessed correctly for me. I don`t really understand how.
  11. Profile photo of rufio
    rufio Female 18-29
    452 posts
    August 23, 2003 at 2:04 pm
    If "the" and "a" are male keywords, anyone who uses standard English is going to get a male result from that thing.
  12. Profile photo of RichlyInDebt
    RichlyInDebt Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 8:35 am
    I typed in hey and it said i was female...
  13. Profile photo of YoSassy
    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 9:43 am
    I typed "to be or not to be, that is the question." Are they right or not? Cause Shakespeare is a dude.
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    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 9:44 am
    "your mom smells like butt" got female.

    I don`t understand how it chooses if someone doesn`t use any of the keywords.

  15. Profile photo of YoSassy
    YoSassy Female 18-29
    486 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 9:47 am
    Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
    Female.

    Take THAT JFK!

    Then it said:
    The Genie is not a threat to the author`s masculinity.

  16. Profile photo of shakira7
    shakira7 Female 18-29
    215 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 11:34 am
    aaaah! it knows im female!
  17. Profile photo of shakira7
    shakira7 Female 18-29
    215 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 11:37 am
    it got it wrong the second time... i typed: "there`s a peice of cheese in the refrigerator" and it thinks im male now..
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    pegasus Female 18-29
    370 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 11:47 am
    wrong.
  19. Profile photo of outtathaway
    outtathaway Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 12:57 pm
    I typed `Kick Up The Fire and Let The Flames Break Loose` and it thought I was male
  20. Profile photo of technochick
    technochick Female 18-29
    41 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 1:11 pm
    This is ridiculously stupid, so much that I can`t believe it`s a university-sanctioned project. Why are such common words designated "male" or "female"? I`d better stop using articles altogether, seeing as "the" and "a" are apparently manly.
  21. Profile photo of EmAnJ
    EmAnJ Female 18-29
    100 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 2:18 pm
    It guessed right. I wrote "Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Then I remember that I like having a vagina."
  22. Profile photo of Morguebabe
    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 2:21 pm
    I wrote My text? I feel trepadaious about this thing, how really are you suposed to guess my gender from some sort of algorithm. OK well I have no idea how much text you want me to type so lets give this a shot.

    and it said I was girl baided on some and a

  23. Profile photo of warblossom
    warblossom Female 60-69
    390 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 2:22 pm
    It guessed wrong. Pfft.
  24. Profile photo of bek_85
    bek_85 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 5:24 pm
    The first time I wrote hello it said I was female then the second time I wrote dog and it still said I was female. Luckey guess.
  25. Profile photo of RaynDrop
    RaynDrop Female 18-29
    665 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 8:08 pm
    My submission: "Elton John is my absolute favorite singer of all time."

    And lo and behold, I am female! :-D

  26. Profile photo of travbowman
    travbowman Male 30-39
    122 posts
    August 25, 2003 at 8:29 pm
    It said I was a male, but I`m trying to figure out how `the`, `a`, and `it` are masculine words.
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    an_art_fag Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 27, 2003 at 9:14 am
    Female Score: 442
    Male Score: 1024

    Turns out I`m a guy...

  28. Profile photo of freakychick
    freakychick Female 18-29
    149 posts
    September 27, 2003 at 9:44 am
    It was correct for me
  29. Profile photo of smurf_man
    smurf_man Male 18-29
    245 posts
    September 27, 2003 at 7:49 pm
    They got me right!
  30. Profile photo of Andy
    Andy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 27, 2003 at 8:19 pm
    it was right. someone out there thinks `the` is a masucline word apparently or something like that.
  31. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 27, 2003 at 10:52 pm
    It keeps saying my friend`s blog entries were written by a male... Is there something she hasn`t been telling me?
  32. Profile photo of CRYN_OUT
    CRYN_OUT Female 18-29
    661 posts
    September 27, 2003 at 11:31 pm
    I wrote this line: Once upon a time, in a friggin` annoying house, there lived a chick who hated her life. I got male...wrong!!!
  33. Profile photo of water_proof
    water_proof Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 28, 2003 at 1:37 am
    It said I was male.
  34. Profile photo of JustMe333
    JustMe333 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    September 28, 2003 at 12:41 pm
    It guessed wrong!!! Grrr.
  35. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    September 28, 2003 at 12:57 pm
    I don`t get it.

    Female Score: 0
    Male Score: 0

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: unknown!

    The Gender Genie is completely confounded. Try going back to the text box and entering a different text.

  36. Profile photo of Rodeo-Rosie
    Rodeo-Rosie Female 18-29
    175 posts
    September 29, 2003 at 11:51 am

    Female Score: 192
    Male Score: 115

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!


  37. Profile photo of MusicallyMad
    MusicallyMad Female 13-17
    15 posts
    October 15, 2003 at 12:34 pm
    Words: 30

    (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

    Female Score: 94
    Male Score: 190

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!


    Hmmmm Im not butch am I??

  38. Profile photo of citygirlkris
    citygirlkris Female 18-29
    223 posts
    October 15, 2003 at 1:49 pm
    if you enter enough words it works better.

    It guessed me right twice.

  39. Profile photo of lilteardrop
    lilteardrop Female 18-29
    27 posts
    October 26, 2003 at 12:50 am
    Original: All I Want Is You All I want is you, Deep inside of me, With my legs wrapped tightly around you. Your like a fever in my heart and in my soul Running through my blood to the center of my core. I want you; only you To thrill me, to feel me, to chill me To make me, to break me. I want you to feel me up and shake me. I can feel your lips, Your hands... Caressing and arousing, Stroking and teasing me, Softly, gently, and passionately. What vivid images I can`t shake. I crave you... I want you... I am moist and hot for you. My desire for you is like a fever in my own private thoughts. Your taste... Your touch... Your smell... Your essence. It burns through me and around me, Filling me up with such craving passionate desires Of wanting you... Needing you... Loving you...

    (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

    Female Score: 299
    Male Score: 182

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!



  40. Profile photo of **DeadlyKiss
    **DeadlyKiss Female 18-29
    64 posts
    October 26, 2003 at 5:57 am
    they were WRONG about me
  41. Profile photo of timbo557
    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    October 26, 2003 at 7:22 am
    Female Score: 293
    Male Score: 280

    Well, it was close to right, but no!

  42. Profile photo of mc80a
    mc80a Male 18-29
    96 posts
    October 26, 2003 at 10:09 am
    Key thing folks, is to write 500 words or more. You do one sentence, it won`t be able to tell.
  43. Profile photo of ichabod00x
    ichabod00x Male 18-29
    183 posts
    November 21, 2003 at 6:47 pm
    this is about half gay.
  44. Profile photo of A m y
    A m y Female 13-17
    3 posts
    November 21, 2003 at 7:33 pm
    Female Score: 146
    Male Score: 56
  45. Profile photo of A m y
    A m y Female 13-17
    3 posts
    November 21, 2003 at 7:35 pm
    And then I did it again, and:
    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: unknown!

    kisses!

  46. Profile photo of baby4eva
    baby4eva Female 18-29
    22 posts
    November 26, 2003 at 2:56 pm
    it guessed me right both times :D
  47. Profile photo of skydiver
    skydiver Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 26, 2003 at 3:28 pm
    It guessed I was a guy the second time, so it called me `one butch chick.` What`s up with that?
  48. Profile photo of Envethis
    Envethis Female 18-29
    76 posts
    November 26, 2003 at 5:02 pm
    I added in a lot of my livejournal entries and it correctly interpreted them as female. yaya.!
  49. Profile photo of molls9486
    molls9486 Female 18-29
    392 posts
    November 27, 2003 at 5:03 am
    IT says you need to submit something more than 500 words. I cut and paste an essay of mine, it got it right.
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    molls9486 Female 18-29
    392 posts
    November 27, 2003 at 5:09 am
    I submited more though and it got them all wrong.
  51. Profile photo of martel
    martel Male 18-29
    26 posts
    November 27, 2003 at 5:45 am
    Female Score: 54
    Male Score: 55
    Original: My name is Martel, I am male, okay male. Not much intelligence reguired here, I`m a man, male, bloke, guy, boy, chap etc, NOT a girl. Now, what am I?

    Female Score: 54
    Male Score: 55


    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

    It was a bit close for comfort, 54 to 55.

  52. Profile photo of *=sparky=*
    *=sparky=* Female 13-17
    189 posts
    November 28, 2003 at 9:53 am
    Female Score: 313
    Male Score: 689

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

    No!No!No! I enter in an editorial essay I wrote and it`s still saying I`m a male.

  53. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 6:38 am
    I wrote a lot for it and it says that I am:

    Female Score: 1059
    Male Score: 1385

    AHHHH!!!! I`m not a guy!

  54. Profile photo of TurtleTurtle
    TurtleTurtle Female 18-29
    440 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 2:40 pm
    It guessed right, I just put something like "I dont like lauren because her parents bought her a car and I will most likely not get one."
  55. Profile photo of wiseNsexy
    wiseNsexy Male 30-39
    58 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 4:08 pm
    I don`t understand why people are writing one sentence and then mocking it. I wrote 250 words for it and got male as my result. Anyone who does a lot of reading can tell you that writing is often gendered. If people can understand this instinctually, then I`m happy to see science try to take a crack at it. Obviously men and women, as groups, write differently. This just tries to figure out how. Worked for me.
  56. Profile photo of guilty729
    guilty729 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 7:08 pm
    Original: I fantasise about dressing up in women`s clothing.

    Female Score: 0
    Male Score: 0

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: unknown!

    The Gender Genie is completely confounded.

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    guilty729 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 7:09 pm
    Makes PERFECT sense... :-/
  58. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 7:25 pm
    Original: My name is Tim and I don`t have a vagina.
    Keyword:
    Words: 10

    Female Score: 0
    Male Score: 19

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

    Heh. It got it right.

  59. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    November 29, 2003 at 7:26 pm
    The chances of correctness have seemed to greatly improved since KillRaven`s.

    yes 108066 (67.61%)
    no 51773 (32.39%)

  60. Profile photo of molls9486
    molls9486 Female 18-29
    392 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 9:02 am
    You should enter longer pasages, but even if you do, it most likely will get them wrong.
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    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 9:17 am
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT THINKS THIS IS FEMALE!

    In your dreams
    The pain is so real
    Before the dead
    You`ll have to kneel
    Hear your future screams
    See your epitaph
    As you scream
    The dead they laugh

    Pain, growing stronger
    Life, exists no longer
    Welcome, to a world of pain
    Death and despair

    Denial of life (Vile denial)

    Created by your mind
    To overtake your life
    Sacrificial suicide
    End it with a knife
    Much too late
    To change your mind
    A bloody corpse
    Is left behind

    death - denial of life.

  62. Profile photo of craytal
    craytal Female 13-17
    10 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 12:53 pm
    It`s recommended to type at least 500 words.
  63. Profile photo of craytal
    craytal Female 13-17
    10 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 12:57 pm
    Well, I just copied and pasted a 3673 word story, but it said I was male.

    Words: 3673

    (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

    Female Score: 3240
    Male Score: 4728

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

  64. Profile photo of craytal
    craytal Female 13-17
    10 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 12:58 pm
    It`s recommended to type at least 500 words.
  65. Profile photo of xXGC_ChickXx
    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 1:06 pm
    it was wrong for me..but then i didnt type that much
  66. Profile photo of MistaSkier
    MistaSkier Male 13-17
    21 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 3:33 pm
    Here`s my passage.
    "Hi my name is none of your god damn business but you`re supposed to see what gender I am. From what I`ve read, you`re really not that good at it. You must be wondering whether I have boobs or a penis. You can`t see a naked picture of me, I`m incredibly sorry. So, you want to see if I`m male or female? Well, then, take your guess. You`re probably wrong though."
    And it was.
  67. Profile photo of wiseNsexy
    wiseNsexy Male 30-39
    58 posts
    November 30, 2003 at 4:27 pm
    BECAUSE YOU DIDN`T TYPE IN 500 WORDS.
  68. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    December 4, 2003 at 7:47 pm
    Wow, you`re really serious about this, no, Wise?
  69. Profile photo of IceQueen84
    IceQueen84 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    December 4, 2003 at 8:01 pm
    I inserted a journal entry i wrote "They both would be on my back. The one I have now is on my upper righthand shoulder.
    If that one I just posted ( sun colorful ) was on the right lower side of my back, would it look bad?
    Thanks! :)" and its 207 male vs 64 female :(
  70. Profile photo of IceQueen84
    IceQueen84 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    December 4, 2003 at 8:03 pm
    Words: 833

    (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

    Female Score: 1558
    Male Score: 672


    I think works so much better with a lot of words.

  71. Profile photo of molls9486
    molls9486 Female 18-29
    392 posts
    December 4, 2003 at 8:05 pm
    ummm it still wont get it right even if you type 500 words
  72. Profile photo of IceQueen84
    IceQueen84 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    December 4, 2003 at 8:28 pm
    "I think works so much better with a lot of words"

    It got it right for me 3 times. I didn`t say it would get it right, I said it works much better.

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    raini Female 60-69
    18 posts
    December 19, 2003 at 3:34 am
    What a waste of time!
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    Kathryn137 Female 13-17
    382 posts
    December 19, 2003 at 3:44 am

  75. Profile photo of Kathryn137
    Kathryn137 Female 13-17
    382 posts
    December 19, 2003 at 3:45 am
    I didn`t really...:-? :-P
  76. Profile photo of snoringwalru
    snoringwalru Female 18-29
    252 posts
    December 20, 2003 at 1:00 pm
    I put in a journal entry, It was right
  77. Profile photo of nobodyworth
    nobodyworth Female 18-29
    62 posts
    December 20, 2003 at 2:17 pm
    Words: 1044

    (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

    Female Score: 1360
    Male Score: 1441

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

    Uh, no.

    My passage: fictional story I made up.

  78. Profile photo of Electric
    Electric Male 18-29
    449 posts
    December 20, 2003 at 2:42 pm
    Words: 46783

    (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

    Female Score: 50770
    Male Score: 54530

    The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

    I wrote a manly novel.

  79. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 21, 2005 at 10:20 pm
    yay it got it right

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