Stop God

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago in Weird
http://www.petitiononline.com/stopgod/

A petition to stop God.
There are 15 comments:
Female 208
I agree with SoundofMusic. God does not make bad things happen. But he allows them to happen to strengthen us and help us grow
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Female 195
I like this one:

Dear Jebus Cripes, Please give me a bigger penis even though you don`t have one doesn`t mean i can`t have one

And this one:

Dear God, where exactly where we send this petition when it`s done to make sure that you will read it? Can you forward me your mailing address? Thanks.

Have to read the rest also hehehe

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Female 85
I posted this already. :-P
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Male 309
I like this:
"20. Claire omnipotent, my ass."
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Male 309
Actually kinda good if ya wanna stop all the bad s*** which is happeneing which we don`t hold any control over.
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Female 582
Um.. Yeah. :-P
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Female 452
#16

8727. God You will all be going to hell. Every single person who signed this petition. VAMOOSH!

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Male 26
shut your suck fusniski
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Male 18
Its like when you make a line of dominoes. You put all the effort into setting it all up, then just watch them fall. and laugh at them.
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Male 147
oh shut your preaching pie hole
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Female 113
God does not CAUSE bad things to happen,but there are times when He allows them to happen to strengthen us and to help us grow as people.
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Male 10,115
I hate it when the Fenland council doesn`t empty their wheelie bins on time!
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Female 665
LOL Some of those signers had some interesting messages. From 3338. Jacqui (again) "Dear God, please stop: Crohn`s Disease, PMS, flu, the common cold, ear infections, toothache, sadistic PE teachers, dust mites, rubbish weather in Britain, bad music in doctors` waiting rooms, wasps, weevils, supermarkets selling out-of-date food, nasty politicians, blocked drains, over-ripe kiwi fruit, Fenland council being a total pain in the bum for not emptying the wheelie bins on time.........And WHY does only one person ever win the lotto? Can I please win something tomorrow night even if it`s not very much."
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Male 100
wow. that sure had a lot of signatures.
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Male 10,115
Link: Stop God [Rate Link] - A petition to stop God.

Hmm...

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