3rd Olsen Twin Found!

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago in Funny
http://www.theonion.com/onion3928/lapd_discovers.html

This just in. Ethel Olsen was locked in a basement for 17 years.
There are 23 comments:
Male 1,485
i hope thats fake
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Female 21
I`m going to get a nightmare!
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Male 982
very strange
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Female 809
stupid.
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Female 39
here all you whiners. If you search google with the phrase that came with the link (i.e. Ethel Olsen was locked in a basement for 17 years.) you would of found it.

http://vonsteuben.org/students/my/forums...

here you go. you`re welcome

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Female 12
wildHUNT: when you click on the link it says "You must be an Onion Premium Member to view this article"
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Male 356
this is the 2nd day I`ve tried to load this site and it won`t work! errrrrrrr
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Female 493
Uhh... doesnt work... wtf?
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Female 661
^ Yeah, doesn`t work for me either. The twins` older sister looks a lot like them though.
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Female 153
I can`t get it because my mom won`t let me subscribe to the onion
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Female 13
I don`t think it`s unusually dark or morbid for the Onion because it`s a staged and probably altered photo. You gotta admit it`s at least a little amusing.
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Female 14
lovely
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Female 218
Ugh. That picture`s quite gross.
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Female 142
That seems unusually morbid for The Onion...
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Male 178
scary
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Female 1
EW!
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Female 11
Tasty.
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Female 1
oh wow thats really gross...pretty amusing but naaaaasty!
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Female 142
Oh my god, her hand. I wount be able to sleep now.
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Male 10,115
No, it`s a third twin situation, a little different than triplets.
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Female 440
lol. If there are wouldnt that be triplets? haha
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Female 24
That picture is disturbing.
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Male 10,115
Link: 3rd Olsen Twin Found! [Rate Link] - This just in. Ethel Olsen was locked in a basement for 17 years.

I love the Onion.

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