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40 Responses to TheSpark.com`s Un-Telligence Test

  1. Profile photo of munchkin1236
    munchkin1236 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 8:43 am
    Link: TheSpark.com`s Un-Telligence Test - The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.

    This link appeared in a forum post by munchkin1236. Added by the link fairy to the links section.

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    xxAstridxx Female 18-29
    36 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 10:40 am
    73% Un-intelligent!
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    kittykat14 Female 13-17
    280 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 10:42 am
    77% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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    aloe_vera Female 18-29
    34 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 12:27 pm
    58% Un-telligent!
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    saigeann Female 18-29
    17 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 12:46 pm
    59% Un-telligent
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    CaptainTrips Male 13-17
    276 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 1:05 pm
    I am literally mentally retarded,i got a 28
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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 1:35 pm
    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 68% Un-telligent!
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    benj Male 30-39
    26 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 2:46 pm
    "Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he`s smarter than any animal. "But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 96% chance that he will end up in prison! Gee, my computer just called me egotistical, sinister, and violent. Must be time to F*** up the worthless piece of crap with this sledgehammer.
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    rustedpurity Female 18-29
    405 posts
    April 23, 2003 at 6:59 pm
    76% Un-telligent!
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    *estella* Female 18-29
    24 posts
    April 24, 2003 at 5:06 am
    For the record, you are: 53% Un-telligent! which is significantly lower than the current average of 60% What?! Is this good or bad?!
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    Ebonysoul Female 18-29
    181 posts
    April 24, 2003 at 5:31 am
    "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score. "But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 95% chance that she will end up in prison! "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 45% Un-
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    AussieMike Male 30-39
    125 posts
    April 26, 2003 at 11:11 pm
    The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individua
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    AussieMike Male 30-39
    125 posts
    April 26, 2003 at 11:13 pm
    and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 91% Un-telligent And for the record, at the top of the page it said, `The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."` I`m just great. :-D
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    benrocksman Male 13-17
    1 post
    April 29, 2003 at 10:49 am
    hey aussiemike once i did this test before and i got about the same! we kick ass!
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    mea Female 13-17
    311 posts
    April 29, 2003 at 2:50 pm
    72% Un-telligent!
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    angelabi838 Female 18-29
    232 posts
    May 6, 2003 at 10:05 am
    Lol, I did it and got 68%. Then I changed once answer to `best the hell out of my spouse` and got 87%! Wow, does that mean you`re intelligent if you best up your spouse?! (not that I`d do that)
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    mandi_c69 Female 18-29
    14 posts
    May 6, 2003 at 9:51 pm
    The test results are in! "You are a smooth chick" You have a knack for greatness. For the record you are 95% Un-telligent which is significantly higher than the average of 60%.
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    rufio Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 6, 2003 at 10:01 pm
    80%. Not bad.
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    pepperdrinks Female 18-29
    77 posts
    May 6, 2003 at 10:29 pm
    I am 65% unintelligent.
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    BodyOdor Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 6, 2003 at 11:48 pm
    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 69% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he`s smarter than any animal.
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    BodyOdor Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 6, 2003 at 11:48 pm
    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 69% Un-telligent
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    ask_Michelle Female 18-29
    157 posts
    May 7, 2003 at 10:56 am
    61% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%.
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    elbereth Female 18-29
    187 posts
    May 7, 2003 at 11:22 am
    75% Was there a point to that?
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    blink1469 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 7, 2003 at 12:48 pm
    50%
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    timbo557 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    May 7, 2003 at 8:37 pm
    I got 26%, the least amount here.
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    2Qt2btrue Female 13-17
    4 posts
    May 15, 2003 at 12:27 am
    60%
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    Staygold82 Female 18-29
    582 posts
    May 15, 2003 at 11:15 am
    For the record, you are: 63% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different: "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation.
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    Staygold82 Female 18-29
    582 posts
    May 15, 2003 at 11:15 am
    "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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    grace25 Female 70 & Over
    68 posts
    May 15, 2003 at 11:42 am
    You have a knack for greatness. 87% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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    Bigvbdude Male 40-49
    130 posts
    May 15, 2003 at 3:21 pm
    You are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 76% Un-telligent
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    bookworm.RLB Female 30-39
    110 posts
    May 21, 2003 at 5:07 am
    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 62% Un-telligent
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    OzFactor Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 21, 2003 at 5:55 pm
    35% Un-telligent
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    here_we_go Female 18-29
    81 posts
    May 22, 2003 at 10:11 pm
    58%
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    dietpepsiho Female 13-17
    109 posts
    May 29, 2003 at 2:38 pm
    63% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
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    nobusiness Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 1, 2003 at 10:42 pm
    82% un-intelligent
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    Xylia Female 18-29
    127 posts
    June 2, 2003 at 1:37 am
    "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 39% Un-telligent
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    Evil_Fishie Female 13-17
    126 posts
    June 2, 2003 at 2:48 am
    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 99% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.
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    bookworm.RLB Female 30-39
    110 posts
    June 2, 2003 at 4:45 am
    It seems like all these things start out the same for everybody. And Xylia`s is exactly the same as mine only some of the words from mine were replace with things that seemed to have the same meaning. Yet her score was lower.
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    vallievamp Female 30-39
    8 posts
    June 7, 2003 at 9:19 am
    Xylia`s is also the same as mine except my score was 46%. I guess those of us who lean towards non-violent solutions aren`t very un-intelligent. Oh well.
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    Xaielyrith Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 25, 2004 at 4:37 am
    78% Untelligent!
    You kick ass!

    Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:
    " The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation.

    Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn`t tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

    Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

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