TheSpark.com`s Un-Telligence Test

Submitted by: munchkin1236 13 years ago Games
http://test3.thespark.com/untest/

The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.
There are 40 comments:
Male 86
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass!

Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn`t tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

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Female 8
Xylia`s is also the same as mine except my score was 46%. I guess those of us who lean towards non-violent solutions aren`t very un-intelligent. Oh well.
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Female 110
It seems like all these things start out the same for everybody. And Xylia`s is exactly the same as mine only some of the words from mine were replace with things that seemed to have the same meaning. Yet her score was lower.
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Female 126
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 99% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.
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Female 127
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 39% Un-telligent
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Female 49
82% un-intelligent
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Female 109
63% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
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Female 81
58%
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Female 7
35% Un-telligent
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Female 110
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 62% Un-telligent
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Male 130
You are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 76% Un-telligent
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Female 68
You have a knack for greatness. 87% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Female 582
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Female 582
For the record, you are: 63% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different: "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation.
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Female 4
60%
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Male 267
I got 26%, the least amount here.
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Female 85
50%
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Female 187
75% Was there a point to that?
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Female 157
61% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%.
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Male 11
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 69% Un-telligent
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Male 11
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 69% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he`s smarter than any animal.
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Female 77
I am 65% unintelligent.
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Female 452
80%. Not bad.
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Female 14
The test results are in! "You are a smooth chick" You have a knack for greatness. For the record you are 95% Un-telligent which is significantly higher than the average of 60%.
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Female 231
Lol, I did it and got 68%. Then I changed once answer to `best the hell out of my spouse` and got 87%! Wow, does that mean you`re intelligent if you best up your spouse?! (not that I`d do that)
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Female 311
72% Un-telligent!
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Male 1
hey aussiemike once i did this test before and i got about the same! we kick ass!
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Male 125
and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 91% Un-telligent And for the record, at the top of the page it said, `The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."` I`m just great. :-D
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Male 125
The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn`t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individua
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Female 181
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score. "But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 95% chance that she will end up in prison! "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 45% Un-
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Female 24
For the record, you are: 53% Un-telligent! which is significantly lower than the current average of 60% What?! Is this good or bad?!
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Female 405
76% Un-telligent!
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Male 26
"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he`s smarter than any animal. "But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 96% chance that he will end up in prison! Gee, my computer just called me egotistical, sinister, and violent. Must be time to F*** up the worthless piece of crap with this sledgehammer.
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Female 2,244
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 68% Un-telligent!
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Male 276
I am literally mentally retarded,i got a 28
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Female 17
59% Un-telligent
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Female 34
58% Un-telligent!
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Female 280
77% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that`s only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn`t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Female 36
73% Un-intelligent!
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Female 18
Link: TheSpark.com`s Un-Telligence Test [Rate Link] - The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.

This link appeared in a forum post by munchkin1236. Added by the link fairy to the links section.

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