Googlism

Submitted by: buddy 13 years ago Weird
http://www.googlism.com/

Find out what Google thinks of you
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Female 3,828
lol it said that im a female golden retriever!!! lmao
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Male 1,066
i have like 4922 things on me..and it says im god :)
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Female 4
it said i was going to have my 3rd child (im only 13 for heavens sake!) on the the exactly after my birthday! and it also said i am 14 which is almost right.
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Male 51
morbious is overcome morbious is switching
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Male 3
momus is a sex tourist momus is deplorable momus is too intelligent for his own good momus is the epitome of the integration of the absurdities of modern technological society into pop music momus is too rarely willing to turn on his contributors and take his typical satirical bite momus is brilliant momus is poised to advance momus is a freudian momus is a pop star momus is notorious momus is akin to alexander pope reincarnated as a pop star momus is a genius momus is so impressed with his own wit that he relentlessly snarls out his vocals momus is not for everybody momus is the god of laughter momus is a bustling little enterprise in the artistic latin quarter with tables spreading out onto the sidewalk and positively bursting with ambiance momus is undeniably a great songwriter working within the pop idiom momus is a somewhat slightly demented cross between al stewart and the pet shop boys momus is a bit of a freak momus is the greek deity of mockery
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Female 35
caroline is buried in old stone church cemetery caroline is performed with some frequency caroline is currently working on a new series of jonathon creek caroline is learning about computers caroline is growing up caroline is that lovely blend of kitty that asks for little and genuinely enjoys any attention caroline is my best friend
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Female 35
caroline is pregnant caroline is a member of poetry in motion caroline is a silver fairytale crown decorated with silver pearls and ab crystals caroline is seated at the panel caroline is sad caroline is a model student caroline is located in the beautiful foothills of the canadian rockies caroline is boarded by armed officials… caroline is one of the best in the country caroline is in the right place at the right time caroline is creative in capturing the children`s imagination caroline is a female cartoonist who works in her apartment in new york city and employs a male colorist named richard caroline is a cut above caroline is compromised caroline is growing less meek and sweet by the minute and the emergence of this new personality is quite to his liking caroline is rather shy but very cheerful and friendly with the fans caroline is one of the most beautiful cats i have ever seen caroline is not a gifted physician
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Male 6
I like the one that says: Robertito is a very special little boy. Awwwwwww. :-P
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Male 6
oh my gossh! robertito is north american with a welsh surname robertito is neither toilet trained nor verbal and his contact is fleeting at best robertito is a 5 year old with severe developmental delays and autism robertito is a very special little boy robertito is crying
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Female 68
kris is page kris is done kris is back kris is in need of a loving home in nc kris is good at customer service kris is cool kris is right kris is believed to have originated in java kris is the distinctive weapon of indonesia and malaysia and is found in a variety of forms and origin ranging from northern sumatra and malaysia to far kris is all forms kris is more american than his american buddies kris is very cute and sexy <--- I wish kris is a four year old saint bernard with a mission kris is dead kris is a pitching instructor at game day kris is now being linked to – hold your collective breath – parañaque city mayor joey marquez kris is a public figure whose actions are matters of public interest kris is also quite good kris is appalled kris is reputed to be able to fly by night and seek out victims kris is used to these types of comments kris is actually on the fbi`s 10 most hated list <--Awesome!!
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Female 2,244
Okay I finally got something with Kiki, LOL - oddly enough it`s not far off ;-) kiki is back kiki is the candidate for you kiki is so pretty kiki is as adorable as any heroine in movie kiki is a pretty typical young girl kiki is determined to find her place in the world and make friends along the way kiki is in a hurry to leave her family and establish her independence kiki is lying in a meadow kiki is best known as the `queen of fashion` as she shows off the season`s latest designs kiki is no exception kiki is the voice of outrage and reason at the same time kiki is well aware kiki is with a good family now kiki is my girlfriend soon to be fiance kiki is an engaging and realistic character kiki is afraid of the water kiki is a singer of pop kiki is known as kiki monster kiki is a young girl trying to get by on her own in an unfamiliar place kiki is a delicate looking female kiki is determined kiki is quite aggressive kiki is bright and simple character
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Female 2,244
It says it doesn`t know me yet! :(
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Male 372
psychoman is coming back to cali psychoman is a better black sabbath song than anything recorded without ozzy? psychoman is causing drax to crouch in fear of him psychoman is expropriating kane¹s technology when the micronauts attack psychoman is back psychoman is trying to escape to his dimmension but spiderman psychoman is bucking the commissioner?" psychoman is now on red psychoman is now on blue psychoman is seen walking around the graveyard around midnight psychoman is seen walking in the graveyard
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Female 15
princess ana is back in wisconsin with lady spellfire princess ana is dead too I didn`t know that! I should be getting some rest, then.
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Female 452
"Wertzro is more than deserving of the honor" gets you to the YT news....
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Female 452
Lol.... I was typing random YTers sn`s into it, and came up with "emitchell is a racist bigot". It turns out that if you search for that phrase on google, it comes up with explodo`s list of numbers. And we all thought it was gone.
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Female 162
khaki is actually an ancient hindu word meaning "dust
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Male 637
i just posted the first handfull. Lol.
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Female 112
I just posted my absolute FAVORITES.
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Female 68
ashley is a xxx cum loving ashley is seen in this undated family ashley is a pita? ashley is tfi`s `person of ashley is first expelled ashley is such a card ashley is the coolest ashley is second wku football player to win gateway award ashley is filling in for us until we contact our model for this ashley is going to states and i got a new ashley is the best ashley is new county council member ashley is brave ashley is 6 ashley is also cool too ashley is seen in this undated family handout photo ashley is ashley is an atheist ashley is a pita? posted by ashley is tfi`s `person of the month` ashley is first expelled miles midsommer ashley is reinventing the law practice ashley is such a bitch ashley is racing to the altar ashley is wearing a pretty blue summer dress that is just short enough to reveal her innocent white panties ashley is on top of a mountain ashley is hot too ashley is president of ashley & associates
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Female 311
mea is a five mea is a grass mea is a party mea is not a language centre
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Male 637
forreal duckie. If i posted all of mine we would have a couple pages
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Female 112
And we had to see them ALLLLL.
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Female 18
munchkin is pointing a halifax 9000 pulse cannon with the built munchkin is coming to invade d20 munchkin is now in the programming mode munchkin is a cute doll with a serious look and waiting for someone to pick her up munchkin is munchkin is really starting to freak me out munchkin is of the highest standard munchkin is a boxed card game from steve jackson games that comes with the tagline munchkin is finely beaded munchkin is for battletech players wow thats alot
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Female 18
munchkin is certainly very tiny munchkin is an intelligent dog which makes a great companion for almost anyone munchkin is one who has failed to understand one of the fundamental basics of roleplaying munchkin is unique munchkin is a teether and a toy munchkin is amusing to watch and the body resembles a ferret more than a cat munchkin is also rarer than the common munchkin munchkin is looking for you in the kitchen munchkin is a traditional munchkin is a traditional ornamen munchkin is about two munchkin is fairly good game and it was even superior to atari`s failed pac man munchkin is delightful in a blue cotton dress ornamented munchkin is dressed in a white jumper with long yellow sleeves munchkin is growing well munchkin is a leader in designing innovative infant and toddler products munchkin is defined by a single munchkin is talking to kenneth munchkin is south park`s kenny munchkin is one of the most compact and efficient heaters available on the market today
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Female 18
munchkin is proclaiming it to the world munchkin is a naturally occurring domestic cat breed characterised by unusually short legs munchkin is amusing munchkin is market leader in five product categories munchkin is short munchkin is basically the same as powergamer; ie a person who takes advantage of the game systems rules and mechanics to create combinations which allow for munchkin is about 9 munchkin is activated by the left hand control munchkin is a gift of nature munchkin is a tasteless parody game which brings you the essence of the dungeon munchkin is a player who uses any means possible to achieve the most powerful and deadly character they can munchkin is now almost 10 months old munchkin is a well known and trusted baby company munchkin is very loving and playful munchkin is available munchkin is as happy as larry munchkin is nearly always present munchkin is an 11 year old munchkin is the sweetest munchkin is enjoying that hot dog a little too much
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Female 231
A loner and a lesbian sex goddess?
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Female 12
Sorry, Google doesn`t know enough about twistedblond yet. But when I did my real name... rachel is a dork rachel is a lesbian sex goddess rachel is just a scatter of mobile homes and there is nothing much to see or do here rachel is late when rachel`s pregnancy goes beyond her projected delivery date rachel is mean to liberals rachel makes me sad and mad rachel is stupid rachel is put in foster care because her mother tries to "get the devil out of her" and ends up in a mental institution rachel is pretty much a loner some of these were funny...
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Male 259
Sorry, Google doesn`t know enough about tamahau yet.
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Male 42
Sorry, Google doesn`t know enough about johnr007 yet. Appropriate for a double-nought ninja.
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Male 4
uhhmmm, yeah... miccc is designed to develop and improve skills as tactical intelligence officers miccc is an 18 week course also conducted at fort huachuca miccc is 18 weeks long and is conducted at ft miccc is structured in four phases miccc is offering a contribution in the order of us$400
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Male 267
Yeah, thanks for noticing that one. :-P
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Male 637
I love "Timbo is a jack ass" ;-)
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Male 637
wow my first and last name together have a lot.. more that can fit in here. tim smith is probably boxing`s all time worst commentator tim smith is a graduate of the mason gross school of the arts where he focused on percussion and music education tim smith is a professional cutting horse trainer and friend of the rapps from temecula tim smith is currently employed as a research fellow jointly by griffith university and the cooperative research centre for coastal zone tim smith is responsible for the company?s legal tim smith is the subject bibliographer for the classics department and also assists with bibliography work for modern languages tim smith is a recent graduate of the va school of camera acting tim smith is married with 2 children a dog tim smith is not in the all tim smith is cardiacs singer and songwriter and these songs are taken from the tim smith is the frontman singer from cult legends the cardiacs and now the sea nymphs too tim smith is bright
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Male 267
Who doesn`t love this site? :-) timbo is finally playing with his toy timbo is hopeful the water festival junior triathlon will be the same timbo is set to return to innisfail to hold a junior triathlon at the innisfail state high school pool on saturday afternoon timbo is incapable of naming these shadowy "little buddies" timbo is breezy`s friend timbo is excited timbo is a dense timbo is now a resident dj for paul glazby`s vicious circle recordings label and has played at the likes sinergy in manchester timbo is the exciting new way to live your life timbo is made from curled timbo is a closet techophobe timbo is retardo timbo is a village located at 45 kilometers from mamou timbo is very belligerant about his life timbo is a booger timbo is a jack ass timbo is a smart guy timbo is logged onto d2 timbo is a data puppet timbo is a club banga timbo is a type of vine used in fishing timbo is right I know I am on the last one. ;-)
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Female 231
angel is as easy as 1 angel is so powerful angel is responsible for angel is born vhs average customer review angel is near plunges us into a modern angel is certified ca smart ? with computer associates unicenter serviceplus knowledge tools http angel is someone who`s so filled with love angel is amazing do u ? angel is stephanie angel is terrific I don`t mind the last one... But I do like that site! :D
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Female 231
angel is real angel is someone you feel like you` angel is terrifying angel is stalking me angel is standing up angel is terrifying by john kessel angel is no more? angel is here angel is watching ________ dragon stones angel is awesome angel is back angel is smiling down at me angel is there angel is waiting to be adopted angel is designed to provide you with instant critical angel is a centerfold" angel is a angel is born angel is turning six today angel is on the day you were born angel is my watermark" angel is a messenger of words angel is new by doug harris angel is repaid in song angel is a spiritual angel is all some entrepreneurs need angel is reforming angel is a business angel is over turkey angel is steadfast angel is the devil angel is riding the sybian angel is what i`d be if i had a choice an angel`s what i`d be angel is opening christ`s tomb angel is a vampire angel is watching you by angel is on top of the tree
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Female 112
Those are great!!!
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Female 45
Googlism doesn`t know enough about Funkypumpkin yet. :( Googlism for: funky funky is hanging in the air funky is your chicken? funky is the drummer funky is the mamiya 645 35mm/3 funky is the word for now funky is your chicken? title funky is a bunch of weirdos and other drop funky is the drummer author funky is a portable player funky is wrong and should stop funky is your funky is een draagbare speler funky is a fictional device funky is used by default funky is echt supa elena15 funky is as funky does" sucks you in from the first exciting note and leaves one breathless like a holiday shopping spree funky is a wide concept that does not just mean a flexible organisation funky is its name funky is your chicken how funky is your chicken how loose is your goose how loose is your goose
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Female 5
yasmin is the only birth control pill to contain the synthetic progestin known as drospirenone ? an alternative for women who experience adverse effects from yasmin is a fan of the classic cars yasmin is just as effective at preventing pregnancy as previously available contraceptive pills yasmin is at her chemistry 112 lecture yasmin is just 21years of age petite in stature yasmin is a birth control pill used to prevent pregnancy yasmin is the only oc with the novel yasmin is a different kind of birth control pill yasmin is the new "ambassado" of luxury jeweler ebel yasmin is a clever girl and she knows that yasmin is free software Why do I have to be a birth control pill. Why??
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Female 405
rp is more analogous to apex rp is found to be financially unable to perform the necessary corrective action at the site rp is high rp is protected top and bottom by thin polyethylene rp is an inherited disorder rp is ideal for rp is the place for you rp is a great program because whenever you have a question about homework rp is one project within the cals initiative rp is back rp is diagnosed? rp is mainly used for once off production builds or prototypes
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Female 1
Okay, here is just a few... shortee is the personification of the ideal shortee is the instructor and she is a very pleasant host with a lot of charm shortee is the poo shortee is another mad supporter of the local music scene shortee is the only female dj represented in this male dominated world
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Male 111
Sorry, Google doesn`t know enough about exxkon yet.
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Male 111
jason is god jason is alive jason is the happiest he has ever been in his life jason is alive? jason is in jason is awesome jason is jason vs freddy jason is going later this year jason is a therapeutic super protector and jason is not stupid jason is a daddy jason is one of new york city area`s most respected jason is hostile jason is possessed jason is a buttmuffin jason is back in town jason is famous jason is home from the hospital today jason is a sick bastard jason is also short jason is my hero jason is a killer jason is a boss jason isaacs photo albums online jason is pumped jason is coming jason is alive? jason is in space? really? presented by what`s new jason is awesome rooster jason is that which is jason is that which is those who are not he jason is not posted june 11 jason is not stupid quote jason is so happy and insane jason is hard to understand jason is a go jason is hostile he goes to bed every night jason is certified in hypnosis
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Female 40
dori is the main street in naha city dori is pleasantly asleep dori is being held prisoner in rebma dori is spending the night at my friend emily`s house dori is the list mom for the wise
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Female 147
erin is a gyroscope erin is a dork erin is the winner erin is sweet erin is natalie`s babysitter erin is 30 minutes old erin is awesome erin is not at fault erin is working on her bm and has participated in numerous chamber groups and string quartets (switch that to BA, and it`s frighteningly accurate) erin is sporting mall hair erin is single and erin is shy (yep) erin is my name erin is a massage therapist erin is who she is erin is very different erin is just so ballsy and indomitable that the final outcome is never in much doubt
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Male 47
samson is in sin here; we wonder how a man so used by god can sin so samson is at war samson is strong samson is my other pet snake samson is captured during the night samson is six machines in one samson is special because he loves people and is a real joy to be around samson is imprisoned
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Male 7
i love that site. haha, hilarious.
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Female 112
youthink is jesus` argument against worry youthink is appropriate youthink is logical youthink is fair? you`ll almost always get a reasonable answer Sorry...this site is just TOO cool!
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Female 112
Ha! That`s actually kinda funny...I like the one about Buddy being dead. No, I hold no ill will towards him. I just find it increasingly funny. This is coming from the girl who had two moutain dews with dinner.
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Female 21
Oh my goodness. According to googlism I`m a pesky whore and a real sweetheart. :-O
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Male 252
its good to be da king. ;-)
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Female 112
buddy is bisexual buddy is a 7 year old male cougar living at wildlife survival buddy is under construction buddy is dead buddy is the king buddy is a bit of a ladies man buddy is the extra set of hands that you need to make life a little easier (Uhm...I think I have a gutter mind cuz ewwww) buddy is a powerful high buddy is the sweetest dog ever buddy is a criminal buddy is a lawyer (aren`t the last two the same?)
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Female 112
duckie is 4 1/2" long with a round duckie is the poo duckie is all ready for bathtime fun duckie is remarkably easy duckie is unaware of the fact that he is a duck duckie is so cute i had to fight my husband to keep it duckie is everyone`s favorite; combines everything you need for bathtime fun; ^^MY favorites, not all of them...:)
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Male 252
it pisses me off because it reminds me of the lame ass write up i got when i made MOTW. :-P
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Female 48
youthink.com is to polls what the "am i hot" sites are to pictures
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Female 18
Wow. It knows me well. :-P starlit is a full sister to star principle starlit is not a doll starlit is an adjective starlit is sitting by the entrance starlit is standing near the crashed police car starlit is now starlit is finally allowed out of her starlit is now about to begin her second frame starlit is just blatherings starlit is several times a day starlit is his humble crib starlit is 12 years old and has no idea that she`s a witch starlit is small and very out going
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Female 99
Oh god, I love that site. Margot is the hooker who loves him.
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Male 10,115
Link: Googlism [Rate Link] - Find out what Google thinks of you

buddy is all ears buddy is gone but not forgotten buddy is that you?

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